Ed Hardy -- R.I.P., Larry's Wearin' Your Stuff
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While it's the uniform of every douchey wannabe in Hollywood, the final nail in the Ed Hardy fashion coffin was having Jurassic CNN host Larry King snapped in a pair of his laceless slip-on sneakers on Monday.
Who knew Ed Hardy had an orthopedic line?!
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Meryl Streep -- Orthodox Shrew
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Either Meryl Streep was on her way to lead a davening service at Temple Beth Shalom ... or someone was having a bad face day!
The 59-year-old acting powerhouse kept EVERYTHING under wraps as she made her way through Sydney on Monday.
Dressing like a Jewish Eskimo probably isn't the best way to go incognito.
We Are Not a Fanilow Of This Outfit
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While his hot sidekick looked ready for the beach, Barry Manilow's ensemble was more fitting for happy hour at the Copa.
Of course, is Barry really someone you'd really want to see wearing less?
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Being Fergalicious Doesn't Happen Overnight
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TMZ got a hold of some Fergie photos from back in the day -- when she was just known simply as Stacy Ferguson.
This was probably around the time she got that ridic eyebrow piercing she's had forever.
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God Bless America
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Only in the good ol' U.S. of A can you be famous for doing absolutely nothing. Thank your lucky stars and stripes.
Kid Fashions Have a Cult Following
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Just because your kids don't belong to a polygamous religious sect, doesn't mean they can't dress like they do!
Now that they've had their children of the corn returned to them by the government, members of the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints have created an online shop so all kids can wear creepy Laura Ingalls-esque, polyester uniforms. Perfect gifts for a teen readying for their first, second or third marriage!
The unisex site features everything any wannabe brainwashed, homeschooled, inbred, God-fearing child could need to fit in at Walnut Grove Elementary. All items -- from Pilgrim dresses to overalls -- meet "the FLDS standards for modesty and neatness." The devil wears long underwear!
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Martin Sheen: Shirt Happens
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Things that should never be worn again: acid washed jeans, Cosby sweaters, Ugg boots ... and the coconut and pineapple shirt Martin Sheen is holding!
The 67-year-old -- whose birth name is Rámon Gerardo Antonio Estévez -- was picking up dry cleaning in Santa Monica on Tuesday, when the fashion police were called to the scene.
No injuries were reported.
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Gary Dourdan: The Fat Man Cometh
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Former "CSI" douche Gary Dourdan emerged thicker in L.A. on Wednesday, after copping to drug charges and hitting up rehab last month.
Unfortunately, with his scarf-tie thingy, necklaces, rings, cuff, bracelet, watch and wallet chain, Dourdan is now guilty of possessing way too many damn accessories. Just say no, Gary.
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The BET Hot Mess Awards
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A whole bunch of people got arrested last night at the BET Awards -- by the fashion police!
Lenny Kravitz Does Crack!
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Lenny Kravitz is cooler than you -- because he doesn't wear any underwear!
While getting into a vehicle in Prague on Monday, the 44-year-old hipster showed off his back door Britney.
Let's hope Lenny isn't starting a new trend of flashing man-vadges.
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See-Through Courtney Shows Her Granny Gear
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Wearing Amelia Earhart's Easter hat, a support-free bra, Rosie O'Donnell's bloomers and her great-aunt Sheila's tablecloth, a bloodless Courtney Love modeled the latest from Victoria's Secret Great Gatsby Collection in Malibu on Thursday.
The 43-year-old rehabbed widow loon is a sheer mess.
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Helena Bonham Carter Looks Like Sheet
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Even in her down time, unwed A-list bag lady Helena Bonham Carter dresses like she's in one of her boyfriend Tim Burton's films. Corpse Bride!
With her static cling pullover, belted duvet cover and atrociously sensible, orthopedic lace-ups, HBC really is Bellatrix Lestrange.
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Hilary: Duff, Dumb and Blah
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Clinton isn't the only Hilary that has thrown in the towel!
While normally well put together, Hilary Duff emerged at a L.A. hot dog stand on Tuesday -- looking like Jessica Simpson's haggard body double in "Dukes of Hazzard 2: The Morning After."
Hil's frump hair and raggedy outfit are so yesterday.
Pocahotmess!
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Despite having access to the best shops, designers and stylists, some celebs just can't seem to pull together a decent outfit.
Check out these A-list fashion atrocities that will have you wondering, WTF are you wearing?!
Kanye: Homeless Teletubby
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Kanye West has new gig, alongside the gay Teletubby.
Cameras caught the hip-hop divo at The Grove in L.A. yesterday modeling the new Soup Kitchen line from Barneys.
Guess if you sell a gazillion hit records it just doesn't matter anymore.
Ashley Olsen Readies for "Annie Hall" Remake
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Wonder twin Ashley Olsen's latest costume change was a real drag -- literally.
In the course of a few hours on Monday, Ash went from NYC streetwalker to k.d. Lang wannabe.