Beyonce -- Tread on Me
Sporting the latest from the Fall 2256 Goodyear Radial Tire Collection and one Freddy Krueger glove, Beyonce Knowles-Carter took to the stage at an MTV award show in England yesterday, looking like a cyborg pop star in Thunderdome.
Sasha Fierce? If you say so.
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Charlize Stops the Clock
Charlize Theron and watch giant Raymond Weil have called time out in their $20 million lawsuit.
They've settled the suit in which Weil claims Theron signed an endorsement deal to wear his watches and no one elses. According to the case, Theron cheated on Weil when she was photographed wearing a Christian Dior watch.
Terms of the settlement were not disclosed.
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Michael Keaton, Private Dick
In 1989, Michael Keaton played Gotham's suave Bruce Wayne and alter-ego Batman -- but this weekend he popped up in Hollywood looking more like a Miami Beach P.I. on the trail of a philandering husband. Holy haggard, Batman!
The Self-Frumpification of a Hot Chick
Whitney Port is interested in a career in fashion -- and her personal fashions certainly are interesting.
"The Hills" castoff pulled some cash out of a Beverly Hills ATM yesterday -- she should use it to pay her grandmother for the clothes she stole out of her wardrobe.
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Criss Angel -- Sleeve Me Alone!!!
With a new $100 million dollar show underway in Vegas, you'd think Criss Angel could afford a shirt that closes ... or at least one with all its original parts. Like sleeves.
Fortunately, Criss managed to scrounge up enough cash for a full body wax.
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The Evolution of Fashion
Any time Roberto Cavalli sports Speedos and a designer woman's hand bag at the beach, you can bet there will be imitators.
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Madge -- Lock, Stock and Two Smokin' Heels
At her film premiere last night, Madonna brought out the big guns -- her .22 caliber Chanel shoes.
Wonder what Jewish mysticism has to say about killer pumps?
Michael Jordan -- Tickled Pink
Smokin' hot NBA legend Michael Jordan can do just about anything he wants -- except make salmon pink pants look good.
"Space Jam" is no longer the 45-year-old's biggest mistake.
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Charlize Not The Monster She's Made Out to Be
You may have heard a judge has "ordered" Charlize Theron to shell out tens of millions for wearing a watch she wasn't supposed to. Well, that couldn't be further from the truth.
In the actual judgment, Charlize gets pretty much every claim against her tossed out by the judge except one -- for wearing the Dior watch pictured above for an hour ... an hour out of a 15-month endorsement contract with Weil.
We contacted Weil and Theron's people -- haven't heard back yet. The parties are due in court this fall.
Best Cross-Dressed Men
They may not be sportin' polyester weaves or pancake makeup, but some male celebs are taking styling tips from RuPaul. Just don't tell that to the Scots.
Plaid-Nauseam
The favorite fashion pattern of both lumberjacks and barn-dancers alike is making a serious comeback on the backs of some of the roughest, toughest women in Hollywood ... like Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Shirley Jones Goes Meemaw Chic
Shirley Partridge was as hip as moms came in the '70s -- but these days the 74-year-old is dressing like a nana on a weekend bender in Atlantic City ... not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Euro Greasy Is the Pits
Cristiano Ronaldo is so hot, he just oozes sex appeal.
The soccer stud soaked up the limelight -- and a whole lot more -- while out in Manchester on Tuesday.
Where's a Right Guard when you need 'em?
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Demi & Ashton As Boring As They Are Beautiful
Married just three years, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have officially become THAT couple.
After traipsing through Chicago in identical outfits this weekend, the Moore-Kutchers further annoyed everyone and finished each other's sentences, raved about how well their youngest was doing in school and talked incessantly about their summer vacation.
Kate Moss & Pal High on Plaid
What the hell is Kate Moss smoking that she would go out in public wearing a similar red plaid article of clothing as her unknown male friend?!
Yet another one of Kate's faux pas caught on film.