Whose Holey Underwear?
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Paula Abdul Is the New Hannah Montana
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Paula Abdul was attacked by a Hot Topic store this weekend...
... there were no survivors.
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Joe Jonas & Camilla Belle: So Shady
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Despite rumors they broke up, and looking like they stepped out of Hipster Weekly, evangelical Christian dandy boy bander Joe Jonas and his equally overly-accessorized platonic girlfriend Camilla Belle had lunch in Beverly Hills on Thursday.
If they do break up, who will keep the skinny jeans?!
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Missy Elliott Trashes NYC
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Melissa Arnette "Missy" Elliott resurfaced in Manhattan Wednesday, showing off her fresh streaked weave and pleather Glad bag tracksuit.
The 37-year-old needs to flip it and reverse it up out of this outfit!
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Megan Fox Gives Good Oral Hygiene
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This is what Megan Fox wore to the dentist the other day. God bless her.
Actually, it's a perfect lil' outfit to open wide ...
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Kanye West Keeps Zac Efron Warm
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Sporting the latest in Unabomber chic, Zac Efron arrived at LAX wearing a Kanye West t-shirt on Sunday.
Zac likes to keep Kanye close to his heart.
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Mommy Still Dresses The Madden Boys Alike
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Twins in matching outfits are barely cute when they're babies -- but at 30, it's just offensive.
Coordinating fedoras, guyliner and faux-rocker leather jackets, identical twins Joel and Benji Madden made it impossible to tell them apart yesterday at LAX ... not that anyone cared to anyway.
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Gwyneth Paltrow Issues Amber Alert
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This season, orange is the new black ... for old leather bags.
Unbeknownst to Nabisco or herself, Gwyneth Paltrow became the white creamy filling inside Valentino and longtime partner Giancarlo Giammetti's ORangEo cookie in NYC last night.
Aren't they to dye for?!
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Clover? We Hardly...
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Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone! Did you remember to wear your blarney green today?
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Mary-Kate Gets Some Ozzy Love
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Looking like the illegitimate love child of Ozzy Osbourne and Courtney Love, a blood-less Mary-Kate Olsen made her way to an opera gala in NYC on Sunday.
Rumors that the 22-year-old wonder twin later bit the head off of a bat and blogged incoherently are not true.
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When Lucite Stripper Heels Just Won't Do
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Alert the media! Shauna Sand has traded in her trademark well-worn Hollywood Blvd. Lucite hooker heels for a pair of sensible Melrose Ave. KISS/club kid above the knee platform boot things.
It takes a real woman -- or a drag queen -- to walk in the 37-year-old good mother of three's shoes.
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Colorblind Stars
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These sunglasses don't block the sun -- or the shame -- in each of these celebrities eyes! See which celebs enjoy looking at the world one color at a time.
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OctoMom: Shopping More Than Just a Birth Tape
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Not only did Nadya Suleman get a new home, she's scored some pricey new duds too.
OctoMom recently dropped some coins on a couple of trendy items -- as seen here -- for her appearance on "Dr.Phil." Sources tell us the Octoshopper wore Tory Burch ballet flats that retail for $195 and a blue and white top that costs $228. It's what every mother of 14 on food stamps is wearing on television these days!
So how is she paying for these new threads? Real estate sources tell us Nadya is raking in the dough and getting "$15,000 here and $20,000 there." She's one lucky mutha!
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Michael Stipe: Gnomes the Streets of NYC
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Everybody hurts ... even Michael Stipe.
The destitute chic 49-year-old REM frontman was snapped in NYC on Tuesday, looking for a garden to accessorize and call home.
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David Letterman: Shortie Get Loose
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"Late Show" host David Letterman kept it casual by sporting a lumberjack button down and showing off his man shanks in a pair of shorts in NYC on Tuesday.
The 61-year-old has a leg up on the competition.
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Madonna Dates a Kid, Dresses Like One Too
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Jesus, what is Madonna wearing now?!
Not content with just faux-dating a boy 28 years younger, pop granny Madge, 50, put on her best Avril Lavigne schoolgirl drag as part of the Jewish celebration of Halloween Purim at the Kabbalah center in NYC on Monday.
Oy vey!
