John Stamos: Have Mercy!
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Move over McConaughey, there's a new shirtless hunk on the beach -- John Stamos!
The 44-year-young "E.R." stud was out kayaking in Maui on Thursday. Some things never get old!
Brooke's Boobs Make a Run For It
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It was inevitable that Brooke Hogan's parts would get sick of her singing too.
The Hogan family (sans Hulk, of course) were in Miami Beach over the weekend, where Brooke's cleavage tried to take flight.
It was a safe, but bumpy landing.
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The Claw Don't Lie
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Someone needs a hand job stat! Guess who the celeb owner of this lovely, chip nail laden appendage belongs to.
Crap, She Didn't Even Get Frisked
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Megan Fox was at LAX yesterday. With all the flabby celebs who have been frisked at security lately, it's an American tragedy that Fox didn't have to spread 'em.
Fox is engaged to Brian Austin Green. Yes, David Silver.
He is one lucky b**tard!
Beckham Goes Topless
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David Beckham took his shirt off in Hawaii today -- and the world is thankful.
Hopefully, that ink is waterproof.
Name That Butt
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In the immortal words of rapper Mos Def, "Ass so fat that you could see it from the front."
Prince Charles Meet Scarlett's Boobs
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His Royal Highness Prince Charles greeted Scarlett Johansson at the London premiere of her new film on Tuesday and was clearly enamored by her natural endowment ... as an actress.
Johansson's co-stars, Eric Bana and Natalie Portman, watched as the Prince stood mesmerized.
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Tyson Beckford Crashes on His Fine Ass
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Tyson Beckford is no Spider-Man -- falling on his firm derriere not once, but twice, after trying to swing from some scaffolding last night in New York. Make me a super cast!
Ouch! His Spider-Sense won't be the only thing tingling today.
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One of These Women Was Born a Man!
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Imaginary DNA tests have revealed that one of the following four lovely ladies -- Janice Dickinson, Heidi Fleiss, Calpernia Addams and Joanie "Chyna Doll" Laurer -- was not born a biological woman. Can you guess which one is a former man?
Bonaduce's 'Little Guy' in Hiding
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After embarrassing photos of Danny's lil' partridge popped up on the net, the redheaded, rehabbed wreck promised he would prove how much of a grower he really is ... in the March issue of Penthouse.
Fortunately, for everyone, he didn't have the balls to do it.
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George Michael Is Still a Big Pop Star
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Caught walking in between two cars -- and not slumped over the steering wheel of one -- a beefy George Michael left a London recording studio on Thursday.
Hopefully, his popularity with fans will grow as much as his waist.
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Matenopoulos: Check Out My Ass!
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After being asked "who she was wearing," Debbie Matenopoulos gave one photog a grand view of her panties last night, as the TV hostess was literally bent over for him to check out her tag.
Deb assumed a compromising position, and the cameraman found a bit more than he was looking for.
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Lohan Hotbot 5000
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The Lohan Hotbot 5000 materialized unnoticed in a crowd of distracted, overworked Fendi event staff. The earlier models (LH2500, LH350) had done their job well, bagging Hollywood elite and fake snowboarders alike -- but now, rid of any physical or chemical imperfections, it was ready to show the world the lay of the land.
The mechanized doll combed the crowd for its Ken-of-the-moment -- knowing too well that if it didn't succeed fast enough, the built-in self-destruct program would reduce it to a pile of expensive clothing, nicotine gum and hair dye.
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Denzel Gets His A$$ to the Gym. So Should You.
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Two-time Oscar winner Denzel Washington still finds time in his busy schedule to hit the gym.
What's your excuse?
Bardot Passes Baton to Pam
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Brigitte Bardot, 1960s sex symbol, is passing the torch to today's bustiest sex icon, Pamela Anderson. Pam is in Paris where she is scheduled to perform Bardot's famous song, "Harley Davidson" at the Crazy Horse.
According to our source, Bardot, 73, has asked that Pam visit the Bardot Foundation Offices to make this year's annual plea to save the seals. Bardot, the original sexy animal activist, has worked on this particular cause for years, but this go-round, she's handing it over to Anderson, a big animal activist and PETA's current Honorary Director.
Amy Winehouse Does Two Bumps
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Where has she been hiding the girls?!
After winning five Grammys, British popwreck Amy Winehouse was spotted in London on Tuesday, keeping it together with a healthier glow, fumigated weave and a buxom new figure.
It appears a couple of her parts have already been rehabbed!