How Many Chins Do You See?
One of Vince Vaughn's friends tried to use his bejeweled hand to magically hide Vince's bloated face from the paps outside Villa on Thursday. Voila!
It didn't work, but photogs did get the unsuccessful hand job on film.
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Nicollette Sheridan Is So Much Hotter Than You!
You can't get much hotter than 44-year-old Nicollette Sheridan ... wearing a heavy winter coat on a freezing cold 80 degree L.A. spring day!
The cougarlicious "Desperate" actress eventually removed her furry covering and showed off more of her "Housewives" bod, as she was snapped going through security at LAX on Thursday.
That's a hot flash!
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Good Luck Chuck -- With Your Baby Bump!
Despite his box office bombs, Dane Cook is a bigger star than he thinks he is.
The un-airbrushed 36-year-old pregnant man "comedian" hit the surf in Hawaii on Wednesday.
This performance was a belly flop.
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Britney Is Nuts ... About the Gym
Conservatorship wonder Britney Spears is not only working on her mental well-being -- she's getting into good physical shape too!
Brit -- with security, paps and mandatory iced coffee drink in tow -- paid a visit to a Culver City gym on Tuesday.
She's getting back down to her pre-gurney/losing her babies/rehab/head-shaving/K-Fed/Jason Alexander weight, y'all.
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Who Is That? Jenna Jameson? Kelly Ripa?
Oh wait. It's that barely recognizable chick from that girl group on "Making the Band" that Diddy is always pimping out ... Pussycat Kane, er, Danity Dolls, er...
Regardless, nice nips babe!
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Beckham Likes It Tight and Right
With Posh away, Becks will play.
His hotness enjoyed the view at last night's Lakers-Kings game. Be warned David -- Victoria will bend it like Bobbitt if you're not careful.
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Mormon Hunks Heavenly Bodies
Everyone can appreciate a man on a mission. Especially when he's hot! Lawd have mercy!
The Mormon boys at MormonsExposed are back and hard at work on their 2009 calendar and, apparently, their totally ripped abs. Bet if this guy showed up at your door you'd let him right in. We're just sayin' ...
Leach's Champagne Wishes & Pole Dance Dreams
Robin Leach is enjoying the lifestyles of the rich and the shameless!
While at Dr. Feelgood's bar in West Palm Beach on Friday, the 66-year-old shook his groove belly by pole dancing -- and groping -- alongside two (pantyless?!) wild cougars. After all, his last name is leech Leach.
It's plainly obvious that Robin hasn't lost his appetite ... for the ladies!
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That a Baby Bump or You Just Happy to See Me?!
At six months pregnant, Nicole Kidman looks like she just has a little gas buildup. *burp*
The glowing porcelain mom-to-be and her fetus' tantastic, flat-ironed and highlighted birth father, Keith Urban, couldn't look any happier about their pending indigestion baby on Monday.
Nicole is finally eating for one.
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Mel B. -- Black Eyed Pee?
No, Spice Girl Melanie Brown didn't pull a Fergie -- she just worked up a Prince worthy black sweat at Barry's Bootcamp in West Hollywood.
If you want rock hard abs like Mel you bettah be prepared to wet your pants!
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Sienna's Breast Stroke
Sienna Miller flops through the nippy ocean on Sunday, suddenly remembering why tube tops went out in the late '80s. Wardrobe malfunctions are all the rage this summer.
Jude Law's ex then decided to air out her feminine wiles altogether and even out her tan. Her lady friend doesn't seem to mind.
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Serena's Grand Slam Ass
There isn't a tennis court big enough to contain Serena Williams', er, talent! Paging Sir Mix-a-Lot!
Serena took her booty out for a stroll in Miami on Thursday -- and no injuries were reported.
Amy's Got a Bone to Pick
Sweet bucket of crispy wings - check out that chicken bone popping out of Winehouse!
The beehived bombshell gave her best "Blue Steel" face while clucking strutting around in a surprisingly presentable outfit.
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Hollywood Meatheads!
D.I.L.F.s ... Dudes we'd like to, ummm, er, see in more films? Yeah that's it! Click to see the buff boys of summer in all their manly glory.
Busted! Celebs With Crack in Public
There's nothing better than spotting your favorite celebrity -- then getting a double serving of their butt cheeks with a side of crack salad. Welcome to the dark side!
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Shauna Sand: Thanks for the Mammaries!
TMZ's photog was too focused on her chest to really hear what she was saying -- but the weathered former Playmate is apparently fleeing L.A. for even warmer climates.
Just in time too -- she actually got carded at Hyde. Seriously guys? She's a regular and most of her is over 21.