Helen's Outfit: Less Appealing Than Date Rape
There's something Helen Mirren should have said no to at the last second -- her unfortunate body-hiding ensemble.
The hot-bodied 63-year-old was snapped for the first time since news of her controversial comments on drugs and non-consensual sex surfaced, wearing an unholy trinity of layered tops and a pleated Rorschach skirt.
No doubt about it, this is criminal!
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Benji Madden's Ex Uses Protection
Poor Sophie Monk had to do manual labor -- and slathered tanning oil on her body while in Palm Springs.
Even if Ryan Seacrest -- who she may or may not be seeing -- was around, he probably wouldn't have wanted to get his hands all greasy.
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Wednesday Addams Never Looked So Good
Christina Ricci's body of work may be in the crapper, but her body is on fire. Christina showed off her curves while frolicking in Malibu with boyfriend Kick Gurry.
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Gina Gershon -- Ride Em' Cowgirl
After seeing this pic of 46-year-old babe Gina Gershon in a bikini, Bill Clinton is gonna kick himself for not having sexual relations with the "Showgirls" star -- remember that bogus rumor.
Cristal Connors is alive and well, darling.
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X-Tina: It's Still a Community Chest
Edyta Sliwinska -- Sex On Legs
Jeffrey Ross in one lucky mutha. He'll be dancing with Edyta on "DWTS" -- we caught her coming and going...just like Jeff.
Boys Don't Cry ... Over Swank's Hard Body
Despite the Janet Reno 'do, there is absolutely no question Hilary Swank is a woman.
Hils showed off her Oscar-winning curves while vacationing with boyfriend/agent John Campisi in Hawaii on Thursday.
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Serena Takes Her Ass For a Stroll
Serena Williams and her rock hard body were snapped in NYC yesterday.
That behind could take out a city block with one swing.
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Brown Strips Down
Chris Brown was out working on his fitness in Bev Hills yesterday, and he just couldn't seem to get the right angle for cameras.
Until that last shot.
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Julia Roberts Shows Off the Twins
She's birthed three children, married two men and won an Oscar, but 40-year-old Julia Roberts is still a pretty woman.
While hubby Danny Moder was nowhere in sight, Jules lounged poolside in Hawaii on Sunday.
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Hayden's Birthday Suit
Hayden Panettiere continued celebrating her birthday (it was Thursday) by pouring her 19-year-old body into a gold bikini.
From the looks of her hot bod, Hayden can have her cake -- and eat it too.
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Levi's First Lesson -- Double-Fisting
Matthew McConaughey is giving his newborn one hell of a head start when it comes to the ways of a duderiffic beach bum.
Levi's ocean loving dad taught him thing #1 yesterday in Malibu -- how to pound two drinks at one time. Alright, alright, alright!
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Olympic Bums
Just because the Olympics are almost over, it doesn't mean they have to end. Let's take a look back at the best backsides from Beijing.
Shauna Sand Balances Beach Umbrella on Head
Warning: Trainwreck in a bikini!
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Olympic Abs
Even if these Olympians don't bring home medals, they're all winners in the department that really counts!
The Fox and The Mounds
For someone who's been (how do we put this gently?) "underachieving" in the looks department recently, Vivica A. Fox made one hell of a comeback in the world of competitive hotness last night.
Lean, mean and green -- homegirl looked damn good!