Helen's Outfit: Less Appealing Than Date Rape

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There's something Helen Mirren should have said no to at the last second -- her unfortunate body-hiding ensemble.

The hot-bodied 63-year-old was snapped for the first time since news of her controversial comments on drugs and non-consensual sex surfaced, wearing an unholy trinity of layered tops and a pleated Rorschach skirt.

No doubt about it, this is criminal!

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Benji Madden's Ex Uses Protection

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Poor Sophie Monk had to do manual labor -- and slathered tanning oil on her body while in Palm Springs.

Even if Ryan Seacrest -- who she may or may not be seeing -- was around, he probably wouldn't have wanted to get his hands all greasy.

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Wednesday Addams Never Looked So Good

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Christina Ricci's body of work may be in the crapper, but her body is on fire. Christina showed off her curves while frolicking in Malibu with boyfriend Kick Gurry.

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Gina Gershon -- Ride Em' Cowgirl

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After seeing this pic of 46-year-old babe Gina Gershon in a bikini, Bill Clinton is gonna kick himself for not having sexual relations with the "Showgirls" star -- remember that bogus rumor.

Cristal Connors is alive and well, darling.

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X-Tina: It's Still a Community Chest

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There are almost three reasons to watch this video.

Edyta Sliwinska -- Sex On Legs

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Jeffrey Ross in one lucky mutha. He'll be dancing with Edyta on "DWTS" -- we caught her coming and going...just like Jeff.

Boys Don't Cry ... Over Swank's Hard Body

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Despite the Janet Reno 'do, there is absolutely no question Hilary Swank is a woman.

Hils showed off her Oscar-winning curves while vacationing with boyfriend/agent John Campisi in Hawaii on Thursday.

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Serena Takes Her Ass For a Stroll

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Serena Williams and her rock hard body were snapped in NYC yesterday.

That behind could take out a city block with one swing.

Brown Strips Down

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Chris Brown was out working on his fitness in Bev Hills yesterday, and he just couldn't seem to get the right angle for cameras.

Until that last shot.

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Julia Roberts Shows Off the Twins

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She's birthed three children, married two men and won an Oscar, but 40-year-old Julia Roberts is still a pretty woman.

While hubby Danny Moder was nowhere in sight, Jules lounged poolside in Hawaii on Sunday.

Hayden's Birthday Suit

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Hayden Panettiere continued celebrating her birthday (it was Thursday) by pouring her 19-year-old body into a gold bikini.

From the looks of her hot bod, Hayden can have her cake -- and eat it too.

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Levi's First Lesson -- Double-Fisting

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Matthew McConaughey is giving his newborn one hell of a head start when it comes to the ways of a duderiffic beach bum.

Levi's ocean loving dad taught him thing #1 yesterday in Malibu -- how to pound two drinks at one time. Alright, alright, alright!

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Olympic Bums

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Just because the Olympics are almost over, it doesn't mean they have to end. Let's take a look back at the best backsides from Beijing.

Shauna Sand Balances Beach Umbrella on Head

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Warning: Trainwreck in a bikini!

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Olympic Abs

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Even if these Olympians don't bring home medals, they're all winners in the department that really counts!

The Fox and The Mounds

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For someone who's been (how do we put this gently?) "underachieving" in the looks department recently, Vivica A. Fox made one hell of a comeback in the world of competitive hotness last night.

The Fox and The Mounds

Lean, mean and green -- homegirl looked damn good!

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