Paris Goes Down on Camera ... Again
It looked like Paris Hilton disappeared into a hole in the floor when she totally ate it inside an art gallery Friday night -- and since seeing her fall just once isn't quite enough, we looped it for you ad nauseam.
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Matt Damon: The Legend of Bigger Vance
Do not attempt to adjust your screens -- that guy on the green really is Matt Damon.
Nobody is going to make a song about f**king him again anytime soon.
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Steven Tyler is a Total Poser
Fresh outta "detox," Steven Tyler gave up more wacked out shots to the pappers yesterday than a pre-Benji Paris Hilton.
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Cameron to Pap: Black Crack is Wack!
Cameron Diaz doesn't strike us as a bigot -- and judging by her reaction to a photog's joke that she made a racist comment, she doesn't think she's one either.
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J. Lo & Marc: The Babysitter's Making Overtime!
Emme & Max Lopez-Anthony, it's 4:30 AM, do you know where your parents are?
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Chappelle: Let Me Stuff My Face in Peace
Dave Chappelle knows the rules -- if you want to get your grub on without unflattering pics surfacing, you gotta give it up to the pappers first.
Paris & Nicole Ditch Crazy for Lazy
The DUI Sisterhood of Paris and Nicole used to raise hell whenever they went out together -- then the Brothers Madden came along.
The gals had a snoozeworthy double-date at the Americana at Brand in Glendale last night, but that didn't stop one of the bros from getting pissy at the paps.
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Kate Beckinsale Suffers a Break Down
Yeah, the paps can sometimes be a pain -- but this weekend, Kate Beckinsale actually was thankful they were on her family's tail.
Auntie Brit Brit Says Bye Bye
Little Maddie Briann Aldridge has barely been in this world 24 hours, but Britney's already hightailin' it from LA to L.A.
Nothing like a quick two-day vacation for a little teenage labor and delivery.
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Jamie Lynn: Beforebirth
Jamie Lynn just popped a baby out of her Britney, but little Maddie Briann may not be the only new addition to the fam.
Before birthing her baby, Ms. Spears and her babydaddy test drove a shiny new pick-up truck at a dealership in McComb, Mississippi. Hopefully, unlike her big sis, Jamie Lynn will get her kid a car seat.
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Jeff Gordon: Champ On the Track & In the Sack
He's not ready to have another baby yet -- but Jeff Gordon's wife says they're getting in a lot of practice.
Just look at Ingrid and it's easy to see why Jeff's probably trying for as much off-road training as he can get.
Justin Timberlake -- Tee'd Off
It doesn't look like JT stuck around too long on the green yesterday -- but we're guessing it wasn't a nasty water hazard or annoying sand trap that got him into a tizzy.
You can likely blame this one on the pesky pappers.
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Judge Judy's Hubby Guilty of Being Her Bitch
The deadbeat dads that show up on her show aren't the only guys Judge Judy bosses around -- just ask her husband!
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Mickey Rourke: Leather Vest, Face to Match
Mickey Rourke found the one place where he's not the freakiest person in the room.
Sunday night he hosted karaoke night at Rokbar in South Beach -- where one ballsy performer rocked out in a bondage inspired g-string, and unfortunately, little else.
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Spencer Not Shooting Blanks
Heidi and Spencer say they've been taking lessons at the shooting range, learning how to handle guns.
You thought it, not us.
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Pierce Brosnan -- Talk to the Sand!
Pierce Brosnan was shaken and stirred in Maui yesterday -- thanks to one misstep on a stand up paddleboard that threw him face first into the drink.