Pets

Moe the chimp has escaped -- and his owners need to find him STAT! Apparently the crafty simian figured out how to open his cage late last week and wandered to several homes around Devore, Calif. before disappearing into the wilderness.

Moe is owned by St. James and LaDonna Davis. In 2005, while they were visiting Moe at an animal refuge, two other chimps brutally attacked St. James, nearly biting off his face and genitals. Moe has no experience in the wild, so the Davises are holding a press conference with attorney Gloria Allred to ask for the public's help.

We'll be live streaming at 2:00 PM PT. Check back -- and help find Moe!

Lisa Wilson filed suit yesterday in Brooklyn Federal Court, alleging that Floyd -- a guard dog -- "lunged" at her when she walked past him during the 2006 flight, making her go ass-over-elbow and giving her such debilitating back pain that she had to have serious surgery.

Legendary chimp thespian Cheeta's chance to have his name permanently etched on the Walk of Fame has just been shot down. What a load of ape dump!

The 76-year-old chimpanzee actor, who's starred in flicks like "Tarzan" and "Bedtime for Bonzo," didn't receive enough votes from the Walk of Fame Committee to have a star placed in his honor in '09.

If Cheeta's not good enough, who is?? Apparently Tinker Bell. That lame ass fairy is getting a star. And we're sure that has nothing to do with the fact that there's a Disney store on the Walk and the "Tinker Bell" movie is coming out in the fall.

Oh yeah -- and the Village People got one too.

Blake Lively got some relief from a hot NYC day on Wednesday -- compliments of her pup's golden shower.

Where's the sisterhood of the traveling pants when you need 'em?!

With her dry cleaning in one hand and a stinky load of her pup Licorice's poo in another, Famke Janssen kept the streets of NYC clean for pedestrians.

The legendary 76-year-old star (yes, 76) of "Bedtime for Bonzo" and "Tarzan" is on a one mammal mission to get his name on a star on Hollywood Blvd. Not only does he have his own website, the artistic simian is coordinating an online petition to get him on the Walk, publishing a book, putting a single on iTunes and starring in a new movie!

Kermit, Lassie and Godzilla have theirs -- give the chimp a chance.

Janice has offered a reward. BTW, the pet store wrote the sign and spelled Janice's last name incorrectly.

In between Botox injections and mole-checking, the good doc is hard at work trying to find a home for a six-week-old Yorkie puppy born without eyes. Kirby, who is still playing fetch with "For Love or Money" star Erin Brodie, apparently has a soft spot in his cold, cold heart for cute canines.

As for the the blind pup -- who was abandoned at a vet's office -- Kirby says he'll pony up for the pricy adoption fees and the initial vet visit for the new parents.

We're not sure which one got the better deal.

And get this: Granny gets on the phone to fill the time -- and who knew that she loved the d**k jokes?

No domesticated animals were harmed in the making of her meal. We think.

The Edward Scissorhands-esque plants took 18 painstaking months to grow, only to have Ringo's head chopped off last week. The rest of Ringo's decapitated leafy body was brought into a nursery for repair and growth.

Somewhere in England Heather Mills is buying a pair of shears.