Prince William's Packin' Heat
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He's not only a prince; now William, 24, is an army officer to boot.
The oldest son of Prince Charles and the late Princess Diana was commissioned today at the Royal Military Academy in Sandhurst, England. During the ceremony the Prince handled a military assault rifle complete with a bayonet. What a badass!
William's regal grandmother, Queen Elizabeth II, 80, addressed the class with her son Charles taking the salute.
Kate Middleton, the Prince's on-off girlfriend, stole attention in a red dress and oversized black hat -- possibly taking fashion tips from Posh.
Prince William's Girlfriend What a Dumbass!
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Why would a girl risk the possibility of becoming Queen of England by playing hard to get?
After kicking Prince William to the curb for reportedly having a drunken make-out session with another lass, the future King of England's 4-year girlfriend, Kate Middleton, has apparently come to her senses.
According to British reports, Kate decided to take back her allegedly promiscuous prince after having a serious heart-to-heart with her mum. We're assuming the conversation went something like this: "'ELLO!?! YOU COULD BE THE BLEEDIN' QUEEN, YA TWIT!!!"
Not long after she dumped the royal hump, William and Kate were spotted necking in public again. Why is Kate playing with fire? We understand the moral rationale, but think about all those jewels ... the tiaras ... the castles! It's good to be queen!
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Prince William + Babies = Cute Overload!
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Prince William returned to the hospital where he was born to open a new neo-natal wing at St. Mary's in Paddington, London.
The dreamy royal took time to greet a group of new moms and their babies, even holding one of the infants, at the refurbished NHS neo-natal Winnicott Baby Unit.
Both William and brother Prince Harry were both born in a private wing of the hospital, which serves as one of the top specialists for premature babies.
When not holding babies, the future King of England has another way of passing the time -- by donning a uniform and training for the Army.