The Hills

Tick tock, kids. Don't put all your eggs in the "Hills" basket. You've got about 10 minutes left.

Lauren Conrad doesn't know when to shut up. In this week's Us Magazine, poor Lauren goes off about betrayal and how she was stabbed in the back by BFFs Brody and Audrina. Then she goes off on her blog, claiming that her words were twisted. Uh, not quite.

We'll explain.

TMZ has been flooded with photo and video agencies hawking Audrina footage -- nearly 100 photos have made the rounds in the last two days.

BTW, the new season of "The Hills" starts in less than a week. Coincidence?

Lauren Conrad is mad about a recent magazine headline -- saying the mag spun her spread into another "poor me" interview. Aw, poor Lauren!

LC is most likely referring to this week's US Weekly cover -- which in big letters states that Lauren was "Betrayed by Brody and Audrina." LC's rebuttal, posted on her MySpace page, says, "I don't feel betrayed by Audrina and Brody ... I value my friendships over magazine sales any day."

She ends her blog by saying "hope everyone tunes in on Monday." Nice plug.

Great, because there's plenty of guys who don't regret looking at 'em!

The hot rumor on "The Hills" was always that Lauren Conrad had a sex tape -- but who knew that it was Audrina who was the really naughty one all along? O. M. G.

TMZ obtained this snap of Audrina looking every bit the dirty schoolgirl, and taken, we hear, before "The Hills" and just after A-Pat graduated from high school. She'd done some bikini modeling, but decided to go the full Audi to have a go at Playboy. It wasn't like she needed the money, as anyone who watches "The Hills" knows.

In a statement made through her rep, Audrina tells TMZ "I took these photos years ago when I was just out of high school and beginning to model. I was young and very trusting of others and I didn't know to protect myself. It is a lesson learned, for myself, and hopefully for the young girls who look up to me."

Heidi once again wooed Spence by lip-syncing a song for him -- but this time, it wasn't her horrendous single. It was "Baby Got Back."

Heidi Montag's starting to look like a positively good pal, now isn't she?

KIIS-FM's "On Air with Ryan Seacrest" debuted the song "Dramatic," which features a breathy, nasally Britney switching off verses with her cheap imitator Heidi. According to Perez Hilton though, Britney didn't really sing on the track -- rather Heidi's people found an old demo recording of Britney's that never made it onto any of her albums.

Grab a barf bag listen.

The stepbrother of "Hills" star Heidi Montag has died in a freak accident at a hotel where he worked in Colorado.

Eric O'Hara, a member of the 82nd Airborne Division and a veteran of Iraq and Afghanistan, died a month after his discharge from the Army after falling off of an icy roof.

O'Hara was working at the Steamboat Grand Resort Hotel Thursday, helping to remove snow from the resort's roof. According to the Rocky Mountain News, he had just released a safety clip he was attached to so he could move along the roof when a piece of ice broke loose and he slid down the sloped roof and fell over the edge.

Heidi's father Bill married O'Hara's mother Terri.

Brody and Lindz were spotted "hanging out" in NYC a few weeks ago. Bros before Lo's!