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The bong Miley Cyrus smoked out of is probably worth its weight in salvia -- too bad the dude who owns it doesn't wanna part with ... wait. What were we just talking about?

Diddy's kids already have rich people's problems -- they didn't know which water amusement ride to play on this week during their ridiculous Christmas vacation. The Griswolds ... they are not.

Bristol Palin may be heading to one of the biggest party schools in the country -- and she'll be following in some very accomplished footsteps at Arizona State University.

This is the heartbreaking tale of "TRON Guy" -- the über-nerd banned from wearing his super sweet, trademark Tron outfit to a movie theater to see the new "Tron" flick. Will he forge on? Only time will tell.

Incubus guitarist Mike Einziger is currently enrolled at Harvard University -- so we decided to ask Mr. Smarty Smart Pants some profound, philosophical questions about ... taking acid?!?!?

Vanessa Hudgens celebrated her 22nd birthday with a wild bash in Vegas this weekend -- pretty impressive for a girl who was just dumped ... maybe.

Jessica Simpson's exes -- Nick Lachey and Tony Romo -- are suddenly getting married left and right ... the perfect subject to pit the men and women in the TMZ newsroom against each other.

Bar Refaeli managed to piss off all of Egypt ... despite the fact she's a smoking hot supermodel -- but fear not ... TMZ is here to play peacemaker.

Billy Bob Thornton has been deprived of the joy of eating delicious pizza his whole life due to food allergies -- but considering he used to knock boots with Angelina Jolie ... no one feels sorry for him.

You know Diddy's album release party left one model's hair up in flames -- but do you know its (thin) connection to a cow in the 1800s? It's another strange -- but true -- tale from the TMZ newsroom.

If you only judge by hair, sunglasses and tight pants -- Gisele Bundchen and Rachel Uchitel have a lot in common ... then again, so does a guy from Earth, Wind & Fire. Yep ... practically triplets.

Is LeBron James the celebrity most desperate for attention? Maybe AnnaLynne McCord? Or how about that shrinking violet Lady Gaga? Check out the debate in TMZ's newsroom -- then cast your vote for the TMZZYs!

So Miley Cyrus mistook a hot young "Friday Night Lights" star for her ex-boyfriend Liam Hemsworth -- blame it on the bong, right? Question is ... just how badly was Miley hallucinating?

Former 'Real Housewife' Danielle Staub kicked it with Yogi Bear, Boo Boo, Crystal Bowersox, and the Rockettes?! And no ... we're not trippin'.

Miley Cyrus is back in the game -- or at least on the sidelines of a game ... shaking off the effects of a bong filled with hallucinogenics to hang with Saints and unicorns?

We can't figure out what's the bigger story -- Katie Couric and Dr. Oz at a Justin Bieber concert ... or Oz owning Katie in the seat department. But we do know who has the best Bieber 'do ... sorry doc.