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That Whitney Houston themed greeting card's been yanked, but we gotta ask -- was it really too soon? If so ... we have a few other less timely but equally funny celebrity card ideas.

Anthon Yelchin of "Star Trek" fame ... was born in Russia -- but we just dropped some strange and delicious knowledge on him about a ritual in his homeland. If you believe the Internet, anyway.

If Juan Pablo Montoya's stock car explodes in a ball of fire at the Daytona 500 -- and nobody sees it ... did it really explode? Deep, right? Maybe there is more to NASCAR than left turns.

Ever wonder what Oscar winners do with the little golden dude during bathroom breaks? Yeah, neither did we ... but our friend did -- and got the inside scoop on Oscar night pit stops.

Uggie -- from "The Artist" -- was on stage to celebrate the Best Picture Oscar -- but he wasn't invited to the show until Harvey's emotional plea really moved Uggie ... to snap at HL!

S.I. Swimsuit covergirl Kate Upton's the biggest thing in modeling right now -- but some (possibly blind) haters think her clock is already ticking. Clearly, they didn't watch this video. You should.

Manny Pacquiao's wife Jinkee says the Pac-Man is too wiped out after fights to go another round in the bedroom -- but karaoke? Well, that's a whole other story.

Weird Al Yankovic is suddenly the fan front-runner to perform next year's Super Bowl halftime show -- and everyone at TMZ is into the idea too!! Minus one major Grumpty Dumpty.

Jack Osbourne's dog Lola passed away at the respectable age of 12 -- so we decided to throw up a few of her greatest moments. God better have a strong garden hose up there.

Fear not "The Biggest Loser" fans, the contestants' threat to quit mid-season will not derail the show -- IF producers adopt one TMZ staffer's plan to lay down the law ... and drop a ton of LBs.