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"Encino Man" isn't the only old dude around anymore -- Brendan Fraser reminded us he starred in that movie 20 long years ago ... which means we've all tacked on two more decades! Bummer.

One of these guys doesn't belong at a Nobel Peace Prize ceremony: Jimmy Carter, the Dalai Lama, Bill Clinton, or "90210" star Trevor Donovan. Take your time ... you'll figure it out.

The Scorpions' former bassist has been to some killer parties -- the kind in which people are actually murdered for entertainment. Seriously, he said it. Germany is weird.

Jessica Simpson looks like she should've popped that baby out weeks ago -- and now her fiance is sending signals that's exactly what happened! Or we're totally misinterpreting a coffee run.

Oprah Winfrey is even bigger than we thought -- but thanks to one fan's awkward and up close camera angle ... we'll never, ever, ever forget. Eat your heart out, Stedman!

Bar Refaeli is ticked off about an alleged patdown rubdown she got at airport security -- and we're ticked off too! That we didn't witness this in person.

Josh Hartnett hit up the Chateau Marmont -- and immediately reminded us of his most memorable night at the Hollywood landmark ... 3 years ago. Happy anniversary? Not exactly.

Mark Wahlberg was dealt some nasty nipple justice at the hand of his own son ... but when you're sporting THREE nipples -- like Mark -- it's bound to happen, right?

Hayden Panettiere solidified her title as coolest chick on the whole damn planet -- and all she had to do was talk sharks and play sports ... in a little teeny tiny bikini. Awesomeness.

Samuel L. Jackson crossed paths with our most easily distracted camera guy, and if you think you know where their conversation went -- civil rights, cigarettes, Lent -- guess again.

"Hercules" star Kevin Sorbo got schooled on a new high tech way to avoid nightmares -- something he could have used BEFORE golfing ... with Hootie and the Blowfish!

Warning: Do not look directly at One Direction when the heartthrobs are shirtless and pounding beers Down Under -- that is unless you're prepared to lose your mind!!

Rapper Big Sean isn't called "Big" because he's tall -- it's because he's packing more heat in his pants than a Russian gun smuggler ... and we can prove it.

LeBron James is known for ferocious dunks and a killer fade away -- as in his disappearing hairline ... and one star b-baller even copped to cracking jokes at LBJ's expense.

Russell Brand didn't ask for a penny in his divorce from Katy Perry -- probably because he's already got so much money ... he can afford to burn it. No joke ... you gotta see this video.