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Jennifer Aniston is just too damn cool for words. She demanded a ride from a friend in a joking ... yet totally foul-mouthed way.

Like we said -- classic Aniston cool!

Kim Kardashian’s sex tape co-star, Ray J just put down a $2.7 million offer on a house on the same block as Kim and Kanye West! We're guessing Ray might want more than a cup of sugar from his potential new neighbors.

Perhaps a honey pot?

Josh Duhamel hit up Staples Center to see his wife Fergie perform, but two things upstaged her show … some terrible dancing and his terrible fall.

It's hard to say which was the least graceful.

Sam Smith took some "Blackfish" heat for hitting up a Sea World in Australia, but played the "there are no whales here" card. Does that make it okay?

Also, what's the deal with depressed animals, anyway?

Ciara's seven-month-old baby can go head first in a pool and still come out on top. Could it be a miracle child???

Actually no ... turns out all babies can do it. But it's still cool (and kinda scary) to watch.

Olivier Martinez felt the strong urge to protect Halle Berry and their family while strolling through LAX and he used the first "weapon" he could find ... a car seat.

It may not sound like much, but boy did it get the job done.

Other people's vacation photos are never fun to look at ... unless those "other people" are Jay Z and Beyonce.

The First Couple of Roc Nation shared their Thailand vacation photos with their legion of loyal (and jealous) fans ... so how does their Christmas vacation stack up to yours? That bad, huh?

When Ellen DeGeneres issued her 'Dance Dare' we're damn sure she didn't mean fans should sneak up on NYPD cops -- who already have reason to be on edge -- and bust out the Running Man.

But for those who insist on trying ... here's a quick look into your future. It ain't pretty.

Jay Z and Beyonce spent part of their Thailand vacation sitting ringside at a tournament for Muay Thai -- which is kinda like American kickboxing.

Just with more white people watching.

Justin Bieber owns a brand new jet ... is what he wanted us to believe -- but we found it just ain't so. Hell, the G4 private jet he flaunted on Instagram wasn't even NEW!!

But at least Beiber didn't pull the same stunt with a Bugatti or a baller ass yacht -- and by that, we mean ... that's exactly what he did.

Screech from “Saved By The Bell” getting busted for allegedly stabbing someone is bad enough new for 90s TV fans -- but Urkel's reaction to the arrest only makes things worse.

With all the switchblades and n-words flying ... one can only hope Cody from “Step by Step” is keeping his nose clean!

Christina Aguilera wanted a picture with Mickey Mouse when she went to Disneyland for her 34th birthday (not weird at all) -- but when the Mickster tried to go on break instead ... things got ugly.

Let's just say someone got called an a**hole -- and we know Mickey hasn't cussed in years. Not since that whole Minnie and Donald Duck thing, anyway.

But he's also working real hard to sneakily promote his other job -- and, like everything in the Cloons' life ... it's working like a charm.

Paula Deen's hyping her new network with a Christmas-themed video that's dripping in syrupy sweet Southern charm. Also a ton of butter, and some bourbon for good measure.

It's a whole scene with Paula's family, but still feels like something is missing.