Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes

Mrs. Cruise was spotted arriving at LAX with a mini entourage this morning, with Suri nowhere to be seen. Katie visited Germany with the Scientolotot to see hubby Tom -- and apparently left Suri behind to hang around with daddy.

What great lessons she'll learn on the set of that Hitler movie.

Cameras spotted the Scientolotot on a candy run with her dad in Germany over the weekend, when suddenly, Suri pulled a Paris -- revealing her diaper to waiting snappers! Dad's in Berlin with that creepy haircut, making that Hitler movie.

Move over Amy Fisher, there's a new Long Island Lolita in town! Driving-impaired diva Lindsay Lohan is laying low at her mom Dina's Long Island home. The New York Post reports that La Lohan flew from L.A. to New York with sister Ali on Friday. A cargo van stuffed with LiLo's suitcases stopped by the Merrick, N.Y., house yesterday.

The trainwreckin' party princess is out on $25,000 bond after last month's disastrous DUI arrest. She's due in court on August 24, the same day she was to appear on previous DUI charges.

Nearly a year after blonde power pair Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Philippe split up, the pair may coupling up again. Last week, Reese and Ryan were spotted having lunch at L.A. eatery A Votre Sante, one of Reese's favorite spots. And, a source tells Page Six, the pair have been taking morning runs together down at the posh Brentwood Country Club.

Says a friend of Witherspoon's, "Reese and Ryan are trying to work it out. They are still close."

A rep for Philippe denies a reconciliation.

Tom Cruise and robowife Katie Holmes caused a commotion last night when they stopped by the chic Mediterranean vacation town of Saint-Tropez. Cruise and Holmes are traveling with high-profile Australian newlyweds James and Erica Packer. Tom is taking a break from filming that Hitler movie.

Clad in a precious Burberry ensemble, baby Suri easily stole the spotlight from her thespian parents. She's so adorobo!

The A-list fam is in Germany while Nicole Kidman's ex films that Hitler movie.

The tiny creature was a little frightened by the appearance, but his owner tugged at his leash to reassure him.

The third Mrs. Cruise, in Amy Winehouse flats, and daughter have accompanied the former Thomas Cruise Mapother IV to Germany, while he's making that Hitler movie.

TMZ was there as Posh & Becks showed up arm-in-arm with TomKat and Will and Jada Smith at the Museum of Contemporary Arts on Sunday night -- with all the ladies sporting their very own interpretation of the Posh-bob. Cruise even flew in from Germany, where he's currently filming that Hitler movie, just to attend the party.

Other celebs who celebrated the British invasion included just wed Eva Longoria, super-couple Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, Brooke Shields, Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy, producing partners Brian Glazer and Ron Howard, and perhaps most random of all, Wesley Snipes.

Is his new Adolf flick going to be "Mission: Impossible IV"? The German government banned shooting on several military and government locations allegedly because of Cruise's Scientology beliefs. Mein diskampfort!

Cruise will be back in the states this weekend to host a private welcoming party for the L.A. arrival of Victoria and David Beckham. Everybody in the bunker!

Last month, TMZ pointed out how the third Mrs. Cruise appeared to be morphing from a young Hollywood starlet into a middle-aged yenta. These hot flashes are killin' me! Now even Us Weekly is picking up on the Bride of Xenu's marm-alicious metamorphosis by comparing Katie's menopausal mode to 50-year-old Princess Caroline of Monaco! She's gone from Dawson's Creek to Golden Pond!

TomKat and Suri are in Germany while the Scientolodad appears in that Hitler movie. Isn't she adorable? Batteries not included.

Oh, the extraterrestriality!

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Holmes was spotted "early boarding" a flight in Nice, France -- sans tiny Suri and teeny Tom. The robowife wore this burnt orange leather vest last worn by Steven Tyler in Aerosmith's 1977 "Draw the Line" tour, offset by a mustard colored blowfish purse she might have found while snorkeling in those goggles.

The Cruises were in France for the wedding of fellow Scientologist/billionaire James Packer to model Erica Baxter. Party at the Scientology Celebrity Centre, baby! Then it's off to shuffleboard!

The world's tiniest and most adorable Scientologist (Suri) took a breather on a beach in the South of France after a strenuous day of ambulation. Just look at that expression on her face -- yeah, I'm so over walking today. What's next?

Katie and cute little Suri frolicked at a French beach Tuesday, where they are on vacation following the wedding of Cruise friend, billionaire James Packer.

Mr.& Mrs. matchy-matchy are in France to attend the wedding of Australia's richest man -- and fellow Scientologist -- James Packer to model Erica Baxter. By the power vested in Xenu, I now pronounce you man and waif.

According to TMZ spies, Mrs. Cruise's handlers are in utter disbelief at the comparison -- claiming that she, "has her own look" and that the Posh pal would never bob it like Beckham.

Are we taking crazy pills?! You decide.

Holmes was seen wearing the Singelringen -- a ring typically worn to signify the wearer is single -- while in Shreveport on the set of her new flick, "Mad Money." The turquoise and silver unisex Singelringen was on her right hand.

Single celebs like Naomi Campbell, Vivica A. Fox and Wilmer Valderamma are also wearing the hot Swedish ring. But why Katie?

A rep for Holmes was not available for comment.

As photogs snapped the A-list alta cockers exiting the Beverly Wilshire Hotel eatery, Katie, like Rihanna and Jenna Jameson before her, revealed her age-defying Poshtastic new bob. It's what all the kids are wearing these days!

Mr. & Mrs. Cruise then headed home, perhaps to enjoy a nightcap -- of Metamucil!