Who'd You Rather?

Here's "Dancing with the Stars" pro Maksim Chmerkovskiy (left) and "True Blood" shapeshifter Sam Trammell (right) at the 5th Annual GLSEN Respect Awards last night.

Here's "Barbarella" star Jane Fonda, 71, at a film premiere in NYC last week (left) -- and Hot Lips from "M*A*S*H" aka Loretta Swit, also 71, at an event in L.A. on Saturday (right).

Sexy starlets Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis got chummy at a ballet gala in NYC on Wednesday.

Michael Jordan and Tiger Woods: The two greatest -- and richest -- athletes on the planet stood wallet-to-wallet at a golf tournament in San Francisco yesterday.

Here are "Real Housewives of NY" personalities Bethenny Frankel (left), 38, and Alex McCord (right), 36, at some sort of event in NYC on Wednesday.

Ravishing actresses Loni Anderson (left), 64, and Carol Channing (right), 88, shined at an awards show in L.A. this weekend.

Music divas Chaka Khan and Sheila E. frizzed out at a charity event in Santa Monica this weekend.

Porn divas Traci Lords, 41, and Mary Carey, 29, kept their clothes on at the same premiere in L.A. the other day.

Transgender actresses Candis Cayne and Calpernia Addams wowed the cameras at an awards gala in L.A. on Wednesday.

Director Michael Moore and alleged comedian Carrot Top both rocked some serious headgear this weekend.

"Bob Newhart Show" star Marcia Wallace, 66, and Pussycat Dolls founder Robin Antin, 48, gave good face at two charity events this weekend.

Director Oliver Stone and Venezuelan dictator president Hugo Chavez got very close at the NYC premiere of Stone's new documentary on Wednesday.

"Saved by the Bell's" Mark-Paul Gosselaar, 35, and "Full House" star John Stamos, 46, at the same event in NYC last week.

Actress/model Isabella Rossellini, 57, and crooner k.d. Lang, 47, kept things very formal in NYC on Monday.

Plaxico Burress just got locked away for two years for criminal possession of a weapon, while Chris Brown has started his 180 days of court-order hard labor.

It's really a lesser of two evils decision -- but given the choice of bumbling boss Michael Scott or cat-killing beet farmer Dwight Schrute, Angela Kinsey from "The Office" knew exactly who she'd rather get in the sack.