Born – December 21, 1966
London, England

Full Name – Kiefer William Frederick Dempsey George Rufus Sutherland (seriously)

Actor, director, Christmas tree assaulter.

Broke into the business thanks to hard work, perseverance and his father being Donald Sutherland.

Appeared in some classic movies like “Stand by Me” and “The Lost Boys,” followed by a series of increasingly terrible movies, followed by no movies.

Reinvigorated his career with "24," a groundbreaking show that basically repeated the same plotline for 9 years.

Was arrested twice for DUIs and once for head-butting a fashion designer. Take THAT, fashion!!

Drunkenly attacked an innocent Christmas tree in a hotel lobby. For more on this, go to YouTube, watch the video and laugh your ass off.

Was engaged to Julia Roberts who broke off their engagement when she found out he'd been hanging out with a stripper. Actually he may have dodged a bullet there.

Fun Fact: He was Robert Downey Jr.'s roommate for three years before they were stars. They probably spent most of their time drinking tea and reading the bible.

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