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Celebrity Justice7/13/2009 8:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Artie Lange Proclaims DUI Innocence

Artie Lange"Howard Stern Show" funnyman Artie Lange has been open about his battles with drugs and alcohol -- so when he says he wasn't drunk the day he was busted for DUI, we tend to believe him.

Artie proclaimed his innocence during today's show on Sirius. He explained that he was on his way to pick up a prescription for his sick mother when, as we first reported, he rear-ended another car.

Lange said he blew a 0.0 on his Breathalyzer and passed every test the officer gave him -- he said he doesn't know what part he failed.

Lange was charged with driving under the influence and is due back in court on Thursday,

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worried for artie:  945 days ago

This guy is headed down "Christ Farley-John Belushi" lane and fast! Too bad too, because he can be so damn funny! What a waste of huge talent.

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Cory (yes Feldman):  945 days ago

Artie... Look at cha.

Clean up that face... look half way respectable and maybe the cops will be nicer to you.

I can here you know screaming like a baby when they put the bracelets on you.

It's only a matter of time till what happened to Michael Jackson happens to you!

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Michael Madsen:  945 days ago

What a fat, slob, liying bastard... he probably has enough booze stored in his fat to blow over for the next ten years... get this menace off of our highways before an innocent person... who eats welll.... is killed by this pant load.

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RobN:  945 days ago

So he blew a 0.0. Not a big deal even if it's true. It's driving while under the influence, not just driving drunk. So instead of booze, it was drugs that were the influence. I don't know what he was blowing before, but he's clearly blowing smoke now.

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PEPSI Generation:  945 days ago

LOVES this fat slob DRUNK but hates a DOA MJ.DUMB LITTLE TOWN of hollywood TURDY mile zoned4 smitheads like ARTless butt lick

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PEPSI Generation:  945 days ago

Down low and on the radio BUT when they saw his face he was arrested.

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Sencho:  945 days ago

"Lange said he blew a 0.0 on his Breathalyzer and passed every test the officer gave him -- he said he doesn't know what part he failed."

There must have been a reading portion of the test.

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neorules2112:  945 days ago

Fat Disgusting Slob, Fat Ass needs a reality check and needs to be off the Stern Show.
Worthless no talent hack ...

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Inny:  945 days ago

Now I know why people in the public eye...

hate the public eye.

The bloggers here are schmucks.

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findme:  945 days ago

"Cops tells us Artie was driving a 2009 Nissan Sentra when he rear-ended a 2004 Pontiac. He was charged with DUI and careless driving."

Artie was driving a Sentra because he crashed his Mercedes a few weeks ago driving on heroin. This crash didnt make the news....

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Whamo:  945 days ago

Hey....findme...And you know this how?

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romil1:  945 days ago

I'm feeling nauseous!

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I'm not a lawyer:  945 days ago

So Artie blew and came up with a zero-point-zero. Same thing happened to the radio show that took the place of the Howard Stern show when it went satellite radio.

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tgenn:  945 days ago

i was wondering why the guy was driving a nissan sentra, even if he smashed up his mercedes, i think the rental would be a little better than that piece of crap car

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Matt Roberts:  945 days ago

I was not looking for a mention but a simple email to say thank you for the tip would of been nice. Perhaps you would of found out soon enough, but for the record I was the first o break the news story.

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