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Artie Lange Proclaims DUI Innocence

Artie Lange"Howard Stern Show" funnyman Artie Lange has been open about his battles with drugs and alcohol -- so when he says he wasn't drunk the day he was busted for DUI, we tend to believe him.

Artie proclaimed his innocence during today's show on Sirius. He explained that he was on his way to pick up a prescription for his sick mother when, as we first reported, he rear-ended another car.

Lange said he blew a 0.0 on his Breathalyzer and passed every test the officer gave him -- he said he doesn't know what part he failed.

Lange was charged with driving under the influence and is due back in court on Thursday,



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1. This guy is headed down "Christ Farley-John Belushi" lane and fast! Too bad too, because he can be so damn funny! What a waste of huge talent.

Posted at 12:15PM on Jul 13th 2009 by worried for artie

2. Artie... Look at cha.

Clean up that face... look half way respectable and maybe the cops will be nicer to you.

I can here you know screaming like a baby when they put the bracelets on you.

It's only a matter of time till what happened to Michael Jackson happens to you!

Posted at 12:16PM on Jul 13th 2009 by ARtie

3. Not really news guys, slow day over there.....? BORING

Posted at 12:15PM on Jul 13th 2009 by Fitzy

4. FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Posted at 12:18PM on Jul 13th 2009 by ARTIE LANGE

5. What a fat, slob, liying bastard... he probably has enough booze stored in his fat to blow over for the next ten years... get this menace off of our highways before an innocent person... who eats welll.... is killed by this pant load.

Posted at 12:21PM on Jul 13th 2009 by DRagonsociety

6. So he blew a 0.0. Not a big deal even if it's true. It's driving while under the influence, not just driving drunk. So instead of booze, it was drugs that were the influence. I don't know what he was blowing before, but he's clearly blowing smoke now.

Posted at 12:27PM on Jul 13th 2009 by RobN

7. Let's see...going to the pharmacy to pick up something for mom? Maybe, maybe not.

Posted at 12:29PM on Jul 13th 2009 by Mamaloo

8. LOVES this fat slob DRUNK but hates a DOA MJ.DUMB LITTLE TOWN of hollywood TURDY mile zoned4 smitheads like ARTless butt lick

Posted at 12:30PM on Jul 13th 2009 by TMZ

9. Down low and on the radio BUT when they saw his face he was arrested.

Posted at 12:35PM on Jul 13th 2009 by He blew it

10. Fat Disgusting Slob, Dude needs a reality check and needs to get off The Stern Show
Fat Bastard is a Hack ...

Posted at 12:45PM on Jul 13th 2009 by neorules2112

11. Looks like he needs the same diet as Robin...He is just nasty!

Posted at 12:47PM on Jul 13th 2009 by Karamiia

12. "Lange said he blew a 0.0 on his Breathalyzer and passed every test the officer gave him -- he said he doesn't know what part he failed."

There must have been a reading portion of the test.

Posted at 12:48PM on Jul 13th 2009 by Sencho

13. Fat Disgusting Slob, Fat Ass needs a reality check and needs to be off the Stern Show.
Worthless no talent hack ...

Posted at 12:48PM on Jul 13th 2009 by neorules2112

14. Now I know why people in the public eye...

hate the public eye.

The bloggers here are schmucks.

Posted at 1:12PM on Jul 13th 2009 by inny

15. "Cops tells us Artie was driving a 2009 Nissan Sentra when he rear-ended a 2004 Pontiac. He was charged with DUI and careless driving."

Artie was driving a Sentra because he crashed his Mercedes a few weeks ago driving on heroin. This crash didnt make the news....

Posted at 1:19PM on Jul 13th 2009 by findme

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