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Lindsay Lohan -- One if By Land, Two if By Sea

5/21/2010 12:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan is asking for it ... if and when she comes home from France, because the judge ain't gonna like what she's about to see.

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Beverly Hills' flakiest probationee got off a yacht in Cannes this morning -- at around 7:30 AM to be specific ... after a night of partying.

Sources tell TMZ Lindsay has booked a flight that will take her back to L.A. tomorrow, but who knows if she'll actually board.  We're told Lindsay is asking around for a private jet to ferry her home.  So far, no one is biting.

Lindsay is scheduled to be in court on Monday at 8:30 AM -- but we're filing that under "Believe it when we see it."

UPDATE:  Now this is the best.  Sources tell TMZ Lindsay and her pal got stranded on the boat because a friend took off in their car. We're told Lindsay wanted to leave hours before and only went out because it was someone's birthday.


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106.

Bean    

Some people really need to be arrested for stupidity. That guy and lindey are both bozo the clowns.

1615 days ago
107.

LaToya Jackson    

Death watch 20 10

1615 days ago
108.

Jay    

WOW there is a MAJOR problem here and I will tell you why. Lindsay Lohan made bail but when you are on bail YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO BE OUT OF THE COUNTRY WHICH YOU COMMIETED THE CRIME IN LET ALONE THE STATE(in most cases unless it is for a very good reason). Lindsay should be rushing home but instead she is continuing parting in France without a care in the world. Her attorney said she would be back by Friday and it looks like that is not happening. She is not allowed to be in France right now just because she posted bail does not give her a free pass to party in a foreign country THIS IS NOT ALLOWED. She should not have been allowed to post bail until she was on US Soil and back in LA County in order to avoid this discrepancy. If she parties through out the weekend in France while she is out on bond that is a BIG PROBLEM.

1615 days ago
109.

Sammie    

She is laughing in everyone's face.

1615 days ago
110.

Sammie    

She is laughing in everyone's face.

1615 days ago
111.

Phreaky    

Regarding the update - ohhhh! that's right! Because there are no taxi cabs or anything similar in Cannes. Not a moped, a limo, not a single other way to leave that boat except that ONE car that was taken.



Ridiculous.

1615 days ago
112.

Sammie    

Pul---lese. If, and I do mean IF she goes to jail, she will be out in no time. Thus we remember Paris Hilton?? Youhave to face the fact that the law does not treat them like you or me and she knows it. She'll skate.

1615 days ago
113.

JLS    

It's clear she knows she can just party on with no consequences. I have no hope left for her. She will probably die soon. She's photographed with cocaine - two lines - on the table and a straw in her hand. She just beleives there are no consequences to anything. I was stunned when they posted bail for her while she was still doing this kind of thing over in France. She can just do whatever she wishes and have an army of people fix it.

1615 days ago
114.

MP    

You can't make this stuff up! Well, I guess Lindsay can. I see why her nickname is Lindsanity. What a trainwreck.

1615 days ago
115.

a mere mortal    

You dolts....do ANY of you people realize what these party appearances are about?



She's getting PAID to show up to these parties,
it's a source of revenue for an unbusy actress.



Ol' Harvey conveniently leaves that out of all this drama.



Not neccessarily a wise side job, but a job nonetheless.

1615 days ago
116.

Cheryl A.    

I am imploring the Judge in her case, PLEASE MAKE HER DO THE TIME! DO NOT LET HER OFF IN JUST A FEW MINUTES!!

1615 days ago
117.

G.R.    

The judge should have set it to where Lindsay has to drink nonstop when she gets back to the USA and sniff some bad cocaine. Then maybe she would OD or get deadly alcohol poisoning and DOA, then she would be out of the media spotlight for good. Good Riddance.

1615 days ago
118.

JR    

That's not a guy, that's a big ol guurrrlll!!! covering her face! And if stories run true "she" does the most (sniff, sniff) cause a guurrrlll's gotta eat!

1615 days ago
119.

motorman    

How many Investors has she met with to prove that she is swallofied to play this part?

1615 days ago
120.

sarah    

take a look at the black/white picture where linds is with that two persons in that room... the plate on the left. ARE THERE TWO LINES (behind the glass) and a credit card? bet linds had some COKE that night!?! :D she's done...

1615 days ago
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