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Lindsay Lohan -- One if By Land, Two if By Sea

5/21/2010 12:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Lindsay Lohan is asking for it ... if and when she comes home from France, because the judge ain't gonna like what she's about to see.

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Beverly Hills' flakiest probationee got off a yacht in Cannes this morning -- at around 7:30 AM to be specific ... after a night of partying.

Sources tell TMZ Lindsay has booked a flight that will take her back to L.A. tomorrow, but who knows if she'll actually board.  We're told Lindsay is asking around for a private jet to ferry her home.  So far, no one is biting.

Lindsay is scheduled to be in court on Monday at 8:30 AM -- but we're filing that under "Believe it when we see it."

UPDATE:  Now this is the best.  Sources tell TMZ Lindsay and her pal got stranded on the boat because a friend took off in their car. We're told Lindsay wanted to leave hours before and only went out because it was someone's birthday.


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121.

Hench    

Kinda reminds me of high school days - cruising around and asking, "hey -you got a private jet" - let's go..Miss Lohan needs a taste of reality and needs some time in jail..otherwise, she may not make it..No special treatment..



Hopefully, the judge will give her some tough love - it may save her life and she will be grateful down the road and give back instead of taking. She has no respect for herself, the courts, society or anyone else..She actually mocks the system - If case law would apply, then we can all violate court orders with no hassles.

1559 days ago
122.

motorman    

How many investors has she met with to prove that she is swallofied to play this part?

1559 days ago
123.

john    

Such a beautiful young lady ,what is wrong with her

1559 days ago
124.

Jo    

I have to wonder what's in it for TMZ if Lindsay dies, goes to jail, gets put in the looney bin, falls flat on her face. Oh yeah that's right sensationalism sells, I forgot that for a moment.

1559 days ago
125.

lisa    

Do the Crime ...Do the TIME !

1559 days ago
126.

Deranged music    

Lindsay will become a Brooklyn crackwhore real soon.

1559 days ago
127.

matt    

What the hell is wrong with the broad. Somebody needs to shake her.

1559 days ago
128.

Mar    

TMZ, that dude is a liar. His name is Markus Molinari and he already celebrated his bday. Lindsay even went to his bday at Club Palms a week ago.

1559 days ago
129.

Fuck Lindsay    

She is going to turn into a Brooklyn crackwhore in no time. See you in East New York on Pitkin ave. Lindsay. She will be sucking **** for $5 and her mom will be her pimp. 2 cokewhores

1559 days ago
130.

Butterknucklz    

Someone please blow up that black and white pic of her sitting on the couch. If you look on the table behind the drink there are two lines of blow and a credit card. What a dumb ass!

1559 days ago
131.

Lynne    

I've spent a ton of time in Cannes and know the place very well. You know what is really irritating about the "my friend left with my car" story? There's a 24 hour cab stand a 5 minute walk from their boat... I can see where they are from the photos. Also... all of the top hotels are 5 minutes walking the other way - and she's probably staying there on the Croisette. Cannes is just not that big a place. Give me a break. She couldn't grab a cab and get home at 4 am? She waits until 7:30? She's eeking out those early morning pap photos, clearly.

1559 days ago
132.

H    

One of the B&W pics show what looks like coke lines on a mirror... And are those possibly rolled up bills in her hand? Clenched jaw in most of the pics, and a nice vapid, glassy eyed gaze to go along with it. Or has she been eating too many glazed donuts?

1559 days ago
133.

Linda    

I think LILO is getting exactly what she wants. ATTENTION! Look at the smile on her face, she loves the attention. Like father,like daughter.Of course she believes she can get out of any situation, because she has in the past. She needs a rude awakening, time in jail to sober up and realize what shes doing. Have you seen the bags under her eyes. They have been there so long, it might be permanent now. Shes not so young where the signs of hard living go away overnight like they use to. What a shame, such a talent going to waste....

1559 days ago
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neither of these two sluts    


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IAM NO LONGER LAUGHING AT HER....NOW COMES THE TIME TO LAUGH AT THE JUDGE IN THIS CASE...LINDSAY HAS MADE HER LOOK LIKE A FOOL OVER AND OVER AGAIN, AND THIS JUDGE JUST SITS THERE AND LETS HER MOCK EVERY DECISION SHE HAS MADE REGARDING LINDSAY.......THE LUSH HAS COME UP WITH MORE EXCUSES THAN ANYTHING....BUT IN REALITY THERE ARE PICTURES OF HER PARTYING IN CANNES WITH LINES OF COCAINE IN PLAIN SIGHT.....JUDGE MARSHA REVEL, LOOKS LIKE AN INCOMPETENT IDIOT AND LINDSAY IS MAKING A JOKE OF HER!!!!! THIS IS GETTING TOO RIDICULOUS!



1559 days ago
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Claudie    

REALLY? At least get photographed with somebody attractive!!!!! GROSS!

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