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Some Jerkoff Arrested in The O.C.

8/17/2010 3:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Orange County -- the area that inspired the Mischa Barton TV series (clever celebrity tie-in) -- is now the home to one of the most effed up stories we've come across all day ... hope you're not thirsty.

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We just received a press release from the O.C. District Attorney ... about a man who was just arrested "after ejaculating two times into female co-worker's water bottle while at work."

According to officials, the alleged wackjob waltzed into his co-worker's office in January and flogged the dolphin into her water bottle ... which she later unsuspectingly drank. Officials claim she threw the water bottle away after feeling "sick and irritated."

Three months later, officials say the alleged victim and the suspect were both transferred to another branch ... and dude pulled the schtick all over again and the lady drank the water ... again. Only this time, when the woman felt sick ... she saved the bottle and sent it to a private lab for testing.

According to officials, the tests confirmed "that the water bottle contained semen" ... and investigators later connected the DNA to the suspect. The alleged wanker was arrested early this morning.

If convicted ... dude could go behind bars, where he might get a taste of his own medicine.

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61.

Joe    

Attack of the SPERMINATOR!

1490 days ago
62.

truth hurts    

cut his balls off!

1490 days ago
63.

Ball`s has no Ball`s    

Whats in Harvey`s sippy cup?

1490 days ago
64.

Bruins Fan    

This Douche is a grad. from USC... go to Kcal9.com and read the guys name from this story and look him up on myspace! Funny thing he has on his page: "FIGHT ON!!! Don't bRuin your life!!!"

Well guess what Dumbass! a bruin found your profile and now everyone else will see it aswell! Fight on! LOL!

1490 days ago
65.

Superman    

I would be pissed if this happened to somebody I loved. I have a feeling that he will be drinking from the "tap" in prison.

1490 days ago
66.

mrspatrickcampbell    

This story is meaningless without a nude photo of the 'jerk-off' who did it!

1490 days ago
67.

Trish    

This is why you don't drink or eat anything you didn't buy.

1490 days ago
68.

Trish    

at work…either.

1490 days ago
69.

Courtney    

ummm... Did she not know what it tasted or smelled like? It's not hard. 2 ejaculations in one water bottle.. You would notice that.

1490 days ago
70.

savethefrogs    

Flogging the dolphin? LOL.

1490 days ago
71.

ehehe    

the chick gave him a ******* and didnt swallow.

1490 days ago
72.

BS DETECTOR    

He gave her the drink of life. He should be applauded, not condemned.

1490 days ago
73.

BS DETECTOR    

He gave her the drink of life. He should be applauded, not condemned.

1490 days ago
74.

Alicia    

I find it ironic how I searched 'John Mayer' and this came up.

1488 days ago
75.

TMZISAPIECEOFSHIT    

What a jerk...er!

1487 days ago
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