The Situation -- BFFs with Jwoww Face-Smacker

How scary!

Sitch appears to be storing his nuts in his cheeks for the winter

Now TNA can't afford to bring her back in because the stunt didn't draw a damn rating for them.

The slap was fake, like a lot of TMZ "articles"

This guy needs to jump off the pier!! Idiot!!

That man is so fugly!!! He looks like he's 40, who's he kidding?

Dude is not good looking at all........maybe he should use some of his new money and hit up a plastics guy in Beverly Hills and what's with this chick's make-up?

the guy is the background looks like a concerned parent. also a protein infused vodka? that just sounds awful.

Let's drink a muscle tissue re-builder while we douche our liver with vodka! Hell YEA!!

Sitch looks like an overblown beachball with a round clown nose glued on!!

Jeez - His eyebrows are better groomed than mine, and I'm a woman. GO AWAY "SITCH"... we're tired of seeing your ugly mug and your worse attitude.

Don't TNA pay her much money? Why does she have to bartend?

No big deal here. It's not like she damaged butterface's looks. If anything she probably temporarily improved them.

why do losers like these two get paid money?

Park East is where they were at. I live about 2 miles away and go there a lot. Look for Martini Mark.

I'd totally bang the hell out of Cookie. She may not be good for ratings, but she is definitely great for Penis.