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Situation's Racial Joke


Trump Roast

3/16/2011 1:45 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The Situation's HORRIBLE live routine at the "Comedy Central Roast of Donald Trump" was far more PAINFUL than it appeared on TV ... and TMZ has uncovered the TERRIBLE "jokes" that were cut from the broadcast.

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Among the crap that didn't make the cut -- a racial attempt at humor directed at Snoop Dogg

"Yo Snoop, what up dawg ... you know you have so much in common with Donald Trump?
Trump's ancestors were into real estate ... and your ancestors were considered property."

More terrible cracks ...

"I'm not from New Jersey ... I was born in Staten Island which is a New York borough ... not to be confused with the burro Marlee Matlin bl*ws onstage in Tijuana ... "

He continued, "Relax, she didn't even hear it ... I mean hey, at least her mouth is good for something right? Hey, that was definitely some great work Marlee  ... have you ever done anything else actually?"

Sitch ignored the boos and groans and continued ...

 "Larry King is rockin' the Armani diaper ... Seth MacFarlane is sporting Victoria's Secret ... panties. And Snoop is wearing a Louis Vuitton condom ... nah, I'm just kidding, he don't wear condoms, you know that!"

And it just didn't stop ...

"I like Larry King ... he's a playa ... he actually wrote a book named 'Mr. King Is Having a Heart Attack' ... he got that title from a hooker he was f**king."

One last parting shot for Trump:

"Trump is a good looking dude ... if your eyes are like Marlee Matlin's ears."

The Situation everybody. 


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Eric Wright    

Signs of the times. hes lame and reflects the nation.

1314 days ago


why are folk surprised?? he is italian anyway..what good are they to the world but eating greasy food and corny jokes...

1314 days ago


He sucks.

1314 days ago

Diana Baker, Missouri    

Words can not even begin to express who awful all this is.

1314 days ago


COMPLETE D-BAG total grease ball

1314 days ago


And people get paid for this bull crap? What the hell is wrong with this country? Turns my stomach.

Those who idolize him or anyone on Jersey Shore have serious issues. These people are not role models and should not be making the money they are making.

I don't get it -- serious don't get how f'd up this country is.

1314 days ago


You gotta admit that the Larry King hooker joke is pretty good. The others are crap just like this dbag.

1314 days ago


So it looks like there is no future in stand-up comedy once Jersey Shore jumps the shark. What else could he do after the show folds? Gay porn?

1314 days ago

JulieN AZ    

I have to admit, some of that was pretty funny...

1314 days ago


Hollywood has allowed so much talentless sh-t in that the place is stinking really bad.

1314 days ago

kim purdy    

Anyone who goes on these roasts is out of their mind. I think it's just sick. Really hard to even watch. In fact I switched channels. It's just disturbing. I can't believe Trump, King, Snoop etc.would even go on such a stupid vile show.

1314 days ago


Are you kidding me?
I think Sitch is a major douche but... It's A Roast!
Have you seen any of these?
It's chock-full of tasteless crap...
I'm pretty sure there was worse stuff said by others.
Sitch can't get away with it because he's not a comedian, or a real entertainer for that matter so people take it differently...

And on a side note......Gilbert was just being Gilbert! (completely tasteless)

1314 days ago


Why would you ever make fun of someone with a handicap?
Walk a mile in their shoes.....jackass.

1314 days ago


when will his minutes end ?????

1314 days ago

Mark Proctor    


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