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Sheen Gloats

'Men' Can't Survive

Without Him

4/29/2011 5:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen tells TMZ ... "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre is a "sad silly fool," an "A-hole p*ssy loser" and a "low rent, nut-less sociopath" who is now realizing the show can't survive without him -- and Charlie claims the ratings prove his point.

Sheen fired off a blistering letter, attacking Lorre in the wake of reports that Jon Cryer will get a bigger role on the show and Charlie will be replaced.

Charlie says, "... No one cares about your feeble show without me," adding, "The ratings right now are not a fluke.  It's a big fat mess.  A 2.0 demo.  That sucks."  Although the number is low, the show is in reruns.

But Charlie doesn't stop there, saying, "Not even a phone call to the man that put you on the map.  The man that put 500 million dollars in your pockets ... I busted my ass for 8 years to support your vision."

And in the letter, which Charlie sent to TMZ as a messenger to Lorre, gets very personal: "They are planning on voting you off the AA island.  Even those clowns have no room for you anymore."

TMZ broke the story Thursday ... there's a 50/50 chance "Men" will not come back for Season 9.


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You busted your ass for eight years to support your own vision Charlie. If you had done it for him, you would have taken no pay. Puh leez.

1242 days ago

Melissa S    

Charlie, Charlie, Charlie. Why is it such a shock that the show would continue without you? WB has made it very clear, they do not want you back. Very few people want you back.

The main reason you start your live shows 45 minutes late is that you are hoping more people will show up. You are having to give tickets away just to fill the seats. You wait until the crowd is good and hammered so that what you say sounds funny. As with 2 and 1/2 men, you could not carry a show by yourself, so you had to surround yourself with real performers to keep people around until the shows end. And that doesn't always work.

Look in a mirror, you have become what you are calling Chuck Lorre.

1242 days ago

Good riddance!    

So this is what a 'chucklehead' is! I guess when you're as effed in the head as he is, this is what suffices as a business letter.

1242 days ago


Visit the Live Nation website. Is the Charlie Sheen tour in the top 10 sellers?


Click on Charlie's link (on the Live Nation home page) and look at the tour's "official fan rating":

2.75 out of 5.

"The Scoreboard Doesn't Lie"

1242 days ago


Charlie Sheen is pathetic.

1242 days ago


"He then read aloud, from his phone, his e-mailed responses, which included the following missives — and crowd reactions:

The introduction: "Hey, Chuck. Hope you are well." (Laughter!)

The mea culpa: "I'm sorry my words upset you. There. I apologize. And I mean it." (Awkward silence.)

The closer: "That's what I do. I win. Always have." (Shouts, woots, raise-the-roof hand gestures.)"

Read more: Charlie Sheen brings "Violent Torpedo" tour to Denver - The Denver Post

1242 days ago


Oddly enough, I actually see Charlie's point in this brutal, immature letter. lol

1242 days ago


Can't watch the show with Sheen in it. Such a sorry coke addicted moron, so addicted didn't understand that everyone is replaceable. A mess to his family and friends. Sheen still thinking addiction is an honor not a fault.

1242 days ago


Is bully Charlie stomping his feet again? I supposed he'll have some ''new'' clever filthy profane rants for his next pony show, thanks the Chuck. People are really SICK of this whiner.
It's about time for a 9-Gram Rock, Charlie.
Your explosive temper needs a bit of a cooling down. Let's hope your remaining goddess doesn't leave you right about now.
It really must suck to be a DUH WINNER!

1242 days ago

Blue Lake    

Never watched the show before, won't watch it now. Can't stand either of these creeps.

1242 days ago


Dear Mr Sheen,

You realize that the words you write, sound like the reflection you see in the mirror... you're a silly, sad little man.

Not A. Fan

1242 days ago


I stopped watching it because of Charlie Sheen. I would watch it again if he is not on there, because I do like the others.

1242 days ago


Charlie says, "...."The ratings right now are not a fluke."

Linda2 12 minutes ago

Can't watch the show with Sheen in it. Such a sorry coke addicted moron, so addicted didn't understand that everyone is replaceable. A mess to his family and friends. Sheen still thinking addiction is an honor not a fault.

1242 days ago


"A narcissist. A coward. A loser. A spineless rat." Referencing himself, I suppose. The grinning idiot digs his grave a little deeper.

1242 days ago


Wow. Psychotic mess of a washed up addict. You used the word narcisist because you know it all too well Charlie. Everytime you look in the mirror VOILA ! there it stands personified.

Yes your dog and pony show was midly entertaining and did fill time on entertainment news show but now we it's tired and it bores everyone. You are a joke. Good luck getting any studio execs to take a chance on you.

1242 days ago
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