"Shahs of Sunset" buxom party girl Mercedes "MJ" Javid poured her voluptuous curves into a terrified purple animal print bikini and soaked her smooth womanly flesh under the sun in Santa Barbara this weekend.She knows how to put on an unreal show.
New Discovery Channel Special. Searching for gold in a cave on a Santa Barbara beach. Oh wait, that's her belly button.
If she really thinks she's hot someone need to tell her she's not so that she'll quit embarrassing herself. If someone is telling her she's hot and should pose for these pics they need to be shot.
She should go to the Cameo Club Casino Resteraunt in Stockton California where they do not like to serve Fat Girls.
Just because you have big tits, does not make you hot. We can't just overlook the huge gut and the saggy thighs. Please STOP!
Kim Kardashian, here's your "Ghost of Christmas Future".
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
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