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Lindsay Lohan

I Don't Do Bar Mitzvahs!

12/17/2012 3:22 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

13-year-old Jewish boys will have to come of age WITHOUT Lindsay Lohan's help -- because the actress does not do Bar Mitzvahs ... despite recent claims by a talent agency trying to pimp her out for small-scale appearances.

A North Carolina company called 123 Talent recently sent out mass emails, offering to book Lindsay for personal appearances, weddings, and Bar Mitzvahs.

A booking fee isn't listed on the message -- but Lindsay's film credits are ... "The Parent Trap," "I Know Who Killed Me," and that creepy Disney movie with Tyra Banks called "Life-Size."

And now, Lindsay's pissed -- insisting her career hasn't sunk so low that she'd be forced to do anything like a Bar Mitzvah or a wedding ... not yet anyway.

What's more -- sources close to the actress tell us, Lindsay NEVER signed a deal with 123 Talent and never agreed to let them represent her in any way ... so the email is totally bogus.

The CEO of 123 Talent -- which still claims to represent Lindsay on its website -- tells us, the pitch was NOT bogus but Lindsay's team has since "decided to go in another direction."

The CEO added, "Unfortunately, we are not working with Lindsay Lohan."


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Geez, Red Cloud has SOOOO much confidence in Lindsay and her abilities, that he's now stating she'll get "2 acting jobs". Way to go out on a limb, LOL!!! You're showing just how scared you really are, Red Cloud.

674 days ago


She only does cir***cisions...

674 days ago


She may not have to do it now, but for sure she will at some point.

674 days ago


Such a snob!

674 days ago


The putrid little fanboy on TMZ Live is really probably Red Cloud/Chef Gallbladder.

674 days ago


No, what I think the CEO meant to say was, "FORTUNATELY, we are not working with Lindsay Lohan!" Talk about a mitzvah!

674 days ago


BTW, Lindsay, your career HAS sunk this low. Lower, actually . . .

674 days ago

Zephyr, Enemy of #LittleWhores    

Oh Marvin Marvin
You phony old twaht
Just be honest and tell us
How many screen names you've got

You try to fool people
But most of the time fail
With your incessant boasting
That you were born male

Why don't you just try
To be honest for once
And Hell(p) yourself out
By not being a dunce

But instead you play games
Because you can't face the truth
That your old, fat, and ugly
With a total of one tooth

You like to get beat up
By the usual crowd
And when that's not enough
You'll log on as Red Cloud

If I really cared enough
I'd feel sorry for you
You have no real life
And your friends are too few

But I don't really care
Cuz you bring it on your self
You just like to start shyt
You trolling little elf.

674 days ago


I agree w Brian. Pretty soon she'll be pleading with the judge she can't go to jail because she has some Bar Mitvaz's lined up. ... heh heh

674 days ago

Where Are All The Real Celebrities    

Le Miz has been nominated for 4 Golden Globe awards, Lindsay had her probation revoked. Yep things are lookin up for Lindz.

674 days ago


What really pisses me off is that if Lindsay did seek help with her addictions she would be able to, someone like Dr. Drew or Dr. Phil would get her all the help that she needs. Meanwhile people are losing loved ones to addiction everyday because they cannot afford help or their insurance will not cover it or the insurance runs out. That really pisses me off. Damn I am sobering up. I better get another drink.

674 days ago


How long before Lindsay does an Amy Winehouse? I say 5 years

674 days ago

some guy    

Lindsay only charges by the hour if you want her to make you a real man.

674 days ago


321 Talent would have been a better name...

674 days ago

Where Are All The Real Celebrities    

The way things are going, Lindz may be joining the new 26 3/4 Club. Ha, not even good enough to make the 27 cut lol

674 days ago
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