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Tanning Mom

I'm Way Hotter than Farrah

And I Do GREAT Porn

4/19/2013 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0418_tanning_mom_pcnTanning Mom Patricia Krentcil wants more than a sun kiss ... she wants to get plowed in a full-on porno -- for a hefty price.

TMZ has obtained an email sent to Vivid Entertainment's Prez Steve Hirsch, in which the 45-year-old leatherette says, "I see you are trying to buy this sex tape from this Teen Mom.  Well, if you REALLY want to make more MONIES, then I would agree to let you film me and all my hotness."

Krentcil, oblivious to shame, goes on:  "I am far MORE popular and WAY HOTTER than Farrah!"  And there's more ... "Men want a cougar and a real woman, not a teenybopper."

But sex -- and Krentcil -- do not come cheap.  She makes it clear to the Vivid honcho, "Contact me back if you're ready to talk serious cash and rock the world."

Sad ending.  Hirsch sent a return email, telling T.M., "Unfortunately we don't have a granny porn section on Vivid.com, but we feel your look would be perfect for radio. You could talk about everything you've ever done on a tanning bed."

It's hard for a nice piece of leather to find work.

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rikki    

Haha....BURN!!!

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122.

Fox    

She's uglier than the devils butt hole!

365 days ago
123.

palermo    

Poster child for too much sun, too much booze, too many ciggies, and a complete lack of exercise. Shudder.

365 days ago
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Gloryg7    

Omg can these gross nasty hags go away already. Im sick.of.no talent slutts and old whores getting celebrity cuz of their gross lifestyle and behavior!

365 days ago
125.

mm    

I really don't want to know either way.

365 days ago
126.

maddie    

I'M EMBARRASSED FOR HER!!!

365 days ago
127.

penny    

Why would TMZ continue to promote and publish pictures of this ugly old whore? Shame on you. Take down these pictures...

365 days ago
128.

Cricket    

That is one of the most hideous pictures I've ever seen, of anything.

365 days ago
129.

nikynewark    

Where do I send the bill to clean the puke off my computer???

365 days ago
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jjbythesea    

My eyes are bleeding again....DO NOT POST A PIC OF THIS UGLE WOMAN(?) AGAIN!! Her belly is hanging like it's a 3rd boob!

365 days ago
131.

Stefanie    

Insert **** here. ( her mouth) In other news, her stomach is sagging. LOL.

365 days ago
132.

SHAMEonTMZ    

SHAME on TMZ and shame on the rest of you. This woman is OBVIOUSLY mentally ill. Taking advantage of this is disgusting. I find it pathetic that TMZ is profiting off of this. In essence, they are "pimping" her out. Sure she may have signed off that you could use the photos, or she may love the idea that her pictures are out there. But it is sad, and sick that you would take advantage of her lack of ability to make good decisions.

365 days ago
133.

Larry1006    

OMG......Please keep the camera away from this woman. There is already enough ugliness in the world.

365 days ago
134.

Are Claim    

Isn't beastiality still illegal to sell!

365 days ago
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shadow676    

OMG! I just threw up in my mouth!

365 days ago
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