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Lisa Vanderpump

British People Don't Care for Oral Sex

6/4/2013 8:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

060413_lisa_venderpump_launchFish and chips ... Crumpets ... Russell Brand ... hating the Irish -- these are things British people LOVE. Oral sex, however, does not belong on that list ... so says authentic British person Lisa Vanderpump.

In related news ... Lisa shot back at a report someone ate box at her restaurant -- cardboard box that is.

LV says the allegation that a patron found cardboard in a Villa Blanca salad is ridiculous ... but says even if it were true, the patron should be GRATEFUL ... 'cause cardboard is high in fiber.

Love her.

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baybomber    

Bull****

401 days ago
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NOT ELMO    

Lisa Vanderpump
British People Don't Care for Oral Sex.......................How About AnaI Sex ???

401 days ago
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Max Smart    

Speak for yourself, darling.

401 days ago
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Azi    

Maybe the Brits would enjoy it more if they brushed their teeth on a regular basis. Nobody wants their crotch smelling like bad breath.

401 days ago
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Mikey    

At least thats what her husband Ken tells her.

401 days ago
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David    

I've seen porn from the British. They do sick things besides oral sex. B&D, sodomy, peeing, etc. So I guess a little licking is too tame for her.

401 days ago
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Toilethead    

It's not that they hate it, it's that they stink so much nobody will put their head down there.

401 days ago
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Mokie    

There are people who enjoy oral sex and people who don't, they are called liars.

401 days ago
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jeff    

That's why they have nasty teeth

401 days ago
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Majestik    

Her husband must be happy, he doesn't have to EAT at home. Wonder what's on the menu for her old man.

401 days ago
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Kelly    

Reminds me of when the nurse said to Lady Diana, where's your hyman? Diana said, I lost it to a horse. The nurse said, in that case the prince will be a bit of a disappointment.

401 days ago
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Laura    

Good to know--I'm half British. Hmmmmmm

401 days ago
13.

NOT ELMO    

Speaking Of British People, Only 10 Days for MAN OF STEEL in 2D, 3D, IMAX and IMAX 3D, Henry Cavill is the BEST SuperMan ever....

401 days ago
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sean    

Apparently, Hugh Grant never got the memo.

401 days ago
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David    

Hey Lisa.... "Douche" its not just a name to call people.

401 days ago
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