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Porn Star Taylor Stevens

I Can SAVE the L.A. Kings

... with My Boobs

6/4/2013 4:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0604_taylor_svens_LA_kings_boobs_launch_v2Porn star Taylor Stevens knows ... if the L.A. Kings are going to come back from an 0-2 deficit in the Western Conference finals, they're gonna need her boobs to distract the Chicago Blackhawks -- and tonight, she's READY TO STEP UP!!!

FYI -- Taylor has become a master distractor at the Kings games ... strategically sitting behind the opposing team's bench (with cans in full view) in the hopes of taking the players' minds off the game ... and it's worked in the past.

So, with the Kings' championship hopes on the line ... Taylor tells TMZ she's carefully selected her battle threads for Game 3 in L.A. tonight ... and judging from the pics, it's clear she means business.

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IwuvTMZ    

Better watch out.

443 days ago
2.

Carl    

Big blue veins. Just what I love in a pair of breasts.

443 days ago
3.

Pockets    

YES

443 days ago
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john    

That's one hideously ugly broad. No amount of boob will detract from that horrible face.

443 days ago
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Pockets    

inb4 TMZ fatchicks jump on this girl's line.

443 days ago
6.

Fox    

Those aren't even boobs, their aliens about to hatch. Hoe any man can like that is beyond me. ****ing nasty.

443 days ago
7.

Bob    

I like when really dumb chicks convince themselves that a pair of glasses will make them look smart.

443 days ago
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amyd    

Or she can look to the side and block the view with that f u c k i ng honker she has on her face.

443 days ago
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Kelly    

No thanks. You'd have to have boobs the size of Pluto to make for ugly like that.

443 days ago
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bbb1bbb2    

Yes I Support The BlackHawks And I Hope The BlackHawks Win 2Night Over The La. kings .

443 days ago
11.

campy    

Too big......that's just too much. Anymore than a handful is a waste.

443 days ago
12.

bitterexfan    

Christ, those things look painful to lug around!

443 days ago
13.

J-Ro    

Okay she has gigantic implants and can lick a hockey puck. Whoopee! She's not exactly attractive to look at.

443 days ago
14.

G    

Holy crap! She could use a good solid puck to the nose. Twice. I wouldn't let that wh()re NEAR my coke! She'd be like a Hoover with that shnoz.

443 days ago
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Roscho    

Does anybody really go for her? Harkens back to the old saying... I wouldn't pork her with your shishkabab.

443 days ago
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