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Charlie Sheen

Farrah Abraham Is a

'Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua'

6/14/2013 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Charlie Sheen
is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua."

And that's just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here's the full transcript:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.

bye!
cs.


TMZ broke the story ... Farrah reached out to Charlie back in May via text message, saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management." Charlie responded favorably, agreeing to meet up, but now ... it appears that's changed.

Translation: Farrah can forget about a playdate with Charlie ... but at least she's still a millionaire.

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181.

Breaking Bones    

awww does that mean she's not gonna be on anger management!!
you kill me Charlie...you sure know how to get rid of rubbish....your a legend!
just when i thought this silly cow was gonna be around annoying me forever..
hopefully the back door is shut now...FOR GOOD!!

435 days ago
182.

Danielle123    

@Detective LaToya THANK YOU. His children were bullied because of HIM. His children don't even have a father because of the actions that he has taken. They're living with his freaking ex for goodness sakes. I do not like the girl but Charlie has absolutely NO business talking about someone else's capability as a parent.

435 days ago
183.

Norba    

Mr. Sour Face.

Not sure Charlie has any credibility left. You only hear from C.S. when he's trying to score some p***y or or good p.r. (Christopher Dorner). This is always what-happens when one-bad-motive meets another-bad-motive. Neither one of these people are considered well. So was it guaranteed to end up like this, probably.

435 days ago
184.

juz sayn    

Charlie sheen is s***. However he is funny s*** that has just so happened to put douche s*** aka Farrah in her place. She is seriously stupid for posting their convo out there without letting him know.
She was just a whore before. Now she's a dumb whore minus one HUGE s***my contact.

435 days ago
185.

spicy    

lol in my empress voice i weak

435 days ago
186.

grammeejill    

I LOVE Charlie Sheen and wish I could come up with some of his excellent use of colorful language to just say FU!

435 days ago
187.

jdranetz    

"Butter Face" He's right, she does look like a tranny with those boobs. She has a manly frame, and ginormous feet.

435 days ago
188.

kathy allen    

I comment Charlie on his decision.. He can do so much good, for the people really in need... this young uneducated mother needs to take some of her money and seek some help... if not for her.. then for her daughters sake... God bless that little girl !!

435 days ago
189.

Physical Graffiti    

Her mother? What about his mother? Like he's some pristine role model father!!

435 days ago
190.

Danielle123    

These comments alone show what I mean when I say that Mr. Charlie Sheen gets away with murder in terms of his actions against others. This man can kill someone and you guys would be on here like "Go Charlie! I love that man. The guy totally deserved it" Can some of you honestly wake up? I'm glad that the girl got put on blast but I cannot agree with the person who it is coming from. Charlie Sheen cannot call ANYBODY ANYTHING. He's stabbed, shot, beat every single one of his woman. He's a coke head. And on top of that, he has children that look up to him in the midst of all of it. And then he has the nerve to insinuate that someone else is a bad parent? Please, don't get me wrong, Farrah is one but for CHARLIE freaking SHEEN of all people to say someone else is a bad parent? That is just flat out ridiculous. I mean, how many times have his children been taken away from him? Where are his children now? Certainly not living with him but his ex, who has no blood relation to the children whatsoever. THAT is how horrible of a father that guy is, to where your own ex is more capable of taking care of your children than you are. Charlie is the one of the s***miest people on Earth and his long track record alone can tell you that but for some reason, chance after chance continues to be thrown at him. We get mad at the Lindsay's and Farrah's of the celebrity world but step and look over the Charlie Sheen's. They're all horrible so let's start acting like it. Read the letter in depth and tell me that those same words that he said about Farrah can't be applied to himself and then some. He's a hypocrit and you all constantly allow it because for some reason in your brains, Charlie Sheen can do no wrong.

435 days ago
191.

missy    

good for him!! she is a desperate slut!

435 days ago
192.

Hollywierd_gurl    

Can't...stop...laughing!! Charlie is awesome!

435 days ago
193.

lilibahamas    

Well, now she can call Mel Gibson!

435 days ago
194.

JC    

She's lucky. He's really starting to look like a creepy, dirty old man.

435 days ago
195.

QueenClark    

Anyone wonder why this old fart was communicating with this very young, troubled, girl? He should think first about that ex-wife of his that is sooooo troubled, and become a real father (not, for him, capitalized).

435 days ago
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