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Charlie Sheen

Farrah Abraham Is a

'Desperate Guzzler of Douche Agua'

6/14/2013 5:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen
is FURIOUS at Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text message conversation -- and TMZ has learned, he's already sent her the most epic rejection letter of all time ... calling her "a desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua."

And that's just the beginning. Seriously. Charlie does NOT hold back. Here's the full transcript:

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I'm sure they'll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o'clock shadow.


TMZ broke the story ... Farrah reached out to Charlie back in May via text message, saying she hopes to meet Sheen if she can score herself a role on "Anger Management." Charlie responded favorably, agreeing to meet up, but now ... it appears that's changed.

Translation: Farrah can forget about a playdate with Charlie ... but at least she's still a millionaire.



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I don't always agree with Charlie but this time he's spot on. i thought that douche bag looked like a man and now I know I'm not the only one. good for you charlie....

459 days ago


Charlie is a Truth Cannon!

459 days ago

Hell If I Know    

Charlie Sheen is the last person on the planet who should be judging anybody else. He has lived with several porn stars, shot Kelly Preston, beat up another porn star/hooker, trashed the Eloise Suite at the Plaza hotel, held a hooker aganist her will and accused her of stealing his watch, paid a hooker with a $40,000 check, held a knife to Brooke Mueller's throat and has injested every illegal and legal substance known to man. His kids should be so proud of HIM. Charlie is the world's biggest douche and s h i t bag. Martin Sheen should be so proud of himself for foisting the azzholness that is Charlie Sheen upon the world.

459 days ago


@GOTOHEAD11 So making a porno is worse than shooting your wife, beating up a UCLA college student for not agreeing to have sex with you, stabbing your wife, beating up your wives and other women you have around, doing coke, doing coke with your children in your midst, drinking constantly, having whores around your children aka "goddesses" , getting your children taken away from you on more than one occassion, getting arrested on more than one occassion, carrying around tiger's blood like a lunatic, and willingly having a mental breakdown for the public to see? Absolutely not. And the sad thing is, that I'm sure I've missed some stuff. Charlie Sheen is worse than Farrah and you all truly fail to realize that. On top of that, the guy agreed to meet up with her. His rage towards her is the equivalent of those guys who try to talk to you and then verbally attack you when you don't give them the time of day. "I didn't want you anyway" It's a thing men do when they don't get their way. Charlie can't try to hook up with her or agree to (they WERE going to have sex and we all know it) and then when things go wrong say "You look like a man" Well guess what, a day ago he was ready to bone that so called "tranny" so he truly can't speak.

459 days ago


One is as bad as the other, he was all ready to hit that, till it came out and now he acts like she is beneath him. Please Chuck, we all know you'd do a snake if someone held it's mouth open. I wish they would both go away and take half of the "celebujerks" with them.

459 days ago


Haha, When Charlie Sheen calls you a douche well thats pretty bad cuz he himself is a huge loser. When a loser chooses to not hang with you.....thats pretty bad lol. He would have tossed a couple more dollars her way but no, she chose to get money from celebrity gossip. No one will trust her.

459 days ago


That is just freakin' hilarious!

459 days ago

Justsay Nohan    

Winning! Way to kiss off that famewhoring...well, whore.

459 days ago


She looks a LOT older the 20-something!!

459 days ago


Good for Charlie! I believe he speaks for a majority of disgusted Americans. This ho needs to go the f*ck AWAY, already. Anyhow - this girl is soooo FUG...I mean HOMELY. She looks like Paul Stanley from Kiss (present time LOL) FFS!!!!

459 days ago

Master P    

Obviously, spelling ain't exactly his kinda bag when he's pissed.

459 days ago


Haha <3 it. I feel so sorry for her daughter this hoe needs to worry about her kid then ****ing and getting inplants lamo mom of the year award

459 days ago


Says a lot when a guy known for call girls n porn stars turns this one away. Give it up already Farrah.

459 days ago


That was amazing. I think I'm a little moist.

459 days ago


Hahahahaha!!! She deserves it, ugly, dirty, skank and a terrible mother!!!!!!

459 days ago
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