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Farrah Abraham & Tanning Mom

Topless Bikini Showdown

Battle of the Bulges

6/21/2013 9:30 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

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It's the boobie battle you've all been waiting for -- 22-year-old "Teen Mom" porn star Farrah Abraham  (with her brand new D cups) and the legendary Tanning Mom (with her genuine leather speed bags).

It's actually a hilarious coincidence ... Farrah and 45-year-old Patricia Krentcil both posed for topless photo shoots on the beaches of Malibu Thursday.

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Malibu beaches are a hot spot for celeb photo shoots, so it's not that surprising they showed up around the same place -- but it's incredible they BOTH decided to drop their tops.

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So we gotta ask ...

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46.

Jordan    

This one was easy In the words of Nancy Reagan "Just Say No" to VOTING!!!!!!!!

387 days ago
47.

Leopold butters Stotch     

Wow both of these talentless slobs should run dead on into a train. Would not be surprised if someone went punch happy on one if these turd eaters

387 days ago
48.

SprSteph    

Old McDonald had a farm, and on his farm he had a horse. At least the boobs give us something to look at other than her face.

387 days ago
49.

Chgo411    

Too bad money can't buy her a new personality. On a positive note - maybe she can get laser rejuvenation on her butt hole.

387 days ago
50.

monkey66    

AND THE AWARD FOR MOM OF THE YEAR GOES TO.......ITS A TIE FOLKS.YOU WILL BOTH RECEIVE A DOUCH BAG.AGAIN..YOUR KIDS WILL BE SO PROUD OF YOU.

387 days ago
51.

danna    

omg tanning mom is a better mom then Farrah can we send her into space and never speak of her again she is whats wrong with this world her poor kid I am sorry am I the only one who thinks she is ugly and I mean ugly I would rather tanning mom any day of the week. She is NOT pretty

387 days ago
52.

Dallasgirl    

Oh for goodness sakes! I just had lunch - are you trying to make me barf it up? Disgusting - both of those losers!

387 days ago
53.

Joi    

C'mon TMZ. You should have posted a warning label before unveiling these photos. My hair just turned white from fright.

387 days ago
54.

Danny    

I have thought this often, but this time I HAD to, HAD to, ABSOLUTELY HAD TO tell you--you REALLY need a "NEITHER" choice for who'd you rather!

387 days ago
55.

pancake    

Aren't there FCC rules against this disgusting display of debauchery from this old ass chick Tanning Mom?

387 days ago
56.

TheEric    

What happened to Farrah saying she wasn't a porn star? Girls who aren't porn stars don't pull their tittys out to take a photo. Oh, let me guess, she wanted these so she could look back and see how 'hot' she was? I guess a video of her getting butt ****ed wasn't enough.

387 days ago
57.

Rachel    

This Farrah chick has proven to be an idiot many times over... and now here is another example of such. When you have breast augmentation surgery you are not supposed to A. Be exposed to the sun B.Do not lift your arms completely for about a month. Soon her boobs will catch up with to be as nasty as she is.

387 days ago
58.

brandon    

tanning mom looks BETTER! WHOS THE OTHER TRASH?

387 days ago
59.

Cherie    

IS THIS THE GAME WHERE YOU FIND THE 3 DIFFERENCES IN THE PHOTOS??? I CANT FIND NOT ONE.......... THEY LOOK THE SAME

387 days ago
60.

crissyred    

I love it, let the drunken broad have her day and Adam Barta is the cutest!!

387 days ago
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