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Roseanne

Goes NUCLEAR On Chuck Lorre

That Drunk Stole My Joke!

10/4/2013 11:48 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

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Roseanne has gone nuclear on Ashton Kutcher and "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre, accusing them of joke stealing and calling Ashton a "f**king thief."

Roseanne apparently caught wind of a recent episode in which Ashton told someone something to the effect of, "You're wet where you're supposed to be dry."  Turns out, the wet bit is an old Roseanne joke, which sent her into a wild rage.

Roseanne began by attacking Ashton on twitter, calling him  "an immoral thief of intellectual property."  But very quickly, she changed targets and put Chuck in her cross hairs:  "CHUCK LORRE IS A THIEF!  STEALING MY JOKES FOR HIS S**T TWO AND A HALF MORON."

And then she gets personal with Lorre, who once worked as a writer on her famous sitcom:  "I wish I'd NEVER hired Chuck Lorre.  Like EVERY 'sober' Hollywood mkultrabot, he w;ent frm being a drunken bum2 an overbearing arrogant thief."

She's still ranting on twitter ... and it's entertaining!

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31.

BECKER    

I didn't know that this Fat ,Washed up ,old hag was still alive

297 days ago
32.

Tazzz    

Guess shes off the meds. Only thing uglier than her picture is her attitude.

297 days ago
33.

tgrfan42069    

old people have dust on parts that shouldnt have dust...i just made a funny im cool like rossane

297 days ago
34.

amyd    

His show sucks now anyway. That's probably why she's pissed.

297 days ago
35.

phyllis53    

I think Ashton is ok......but the guy who plays alan always running around in his underwear??????GROSSSSSS!!!!!!!! He needs to keep his clothes ON!!

297 days ago
36.

brian    

Nobody cares, Roseanne. For the love of God, shut up. Your fat trap has been running non-stop since the 90s!

297 days ago
37.

geneo    

Rosie the show is failing they need any help they can get with Charlie gone its not the same john crier is not funny any more .he's a loser ashton also bad news ....

297 days ago
38.

Lena    

Oh PUHLEEEEEEEEEZE! Roseanne needs to shut her gaping maw. She's irrelevant. Intellectualy property? She has no intellect...unless maybe she had some and it fell into that black hole of a croch she has...maybe THAT'S

297 days ago
39.

geneo    

also when the show is finished john crier won't work for a very long time who would hire him ...

297 days ago
40.

Lena    

maybe that's what she was looking for ---her intellect---when she grabbed her crotch after catterwalling the national anthem...

297 days ago
41.

cully60    

roseanne what a whacko never thought she was funny a nut who run's a nut farm !!

297 days ago
42.

Southpaw    

Sounds like Lorre is running out of material if he's repeating joke lines. The show's not what it used to be, and bringing in Charlie's daughter ..... not sure that's going to work. Mr. Lorre should just cut his losses because when this show ends, it won't be because they wanted to go out on a high note; it will end because the viewers will drop off.

297 days ago
43.

Kat    

All the ranting is just in case Roseanne has not made enough money yet . The only good thing Two and a Half Men ever had is Bertha, the rest of it stunk.

297 days ago
44.

Carl    

They are both awful, but at least Rosanne could be funny at times. Chuck Lorre is the most overrated producer in Hollywood.

297 days ago
45.

Brian    

Roseanne who?

297 days ago
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