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Charlie Sheen

DODGES Contempt Bullet

For Violating Gag Order

11/12/2013 5:13 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Charlie Sheen just learned a cool lesson -- you can call a judge in your custody war an "anus brain" and get away with it, even with a gag order ... and that's exactly what just happened.

We've learned the judge in the DCFS case called all the lawyers in this afternoon for an emergency meeting.  Sources connected with Brooke Mueller tell TMZ ... the judge wanted to have a chit chat about Charlie's latest Twitter rant and his appearances on TMZ Live. 

You'll recall Charlie exploded on Twitter Friday, calling the folks at Child Services "lascivious and incompetent."  Sheen then directed his ire at the judge, calling him "Mr. I'm Italian judge anus-brain."

And Charlie went on "TMZ Live" a couple weeks ago and blasted Brooke, calling her an evil whore who's endangering their children.

Our sources say the judge decided it would NOT be in anyone's best interest to hold a contempt hearing, for fear it would turn into a "circus."  So we're told Charlie's lawyer promised his client would muzzle himself and be a good boy.  And that was good enough for the judge.



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The LA Judicial system is a joke.

343 days ago


Uh yeah, the lawyers can promise he will keep his mouth shut, but I don't think Charlie is gonna get that 411!

343 days ago


A court hearing = A judge + Some lawyers + a defendant

A circus = A bunch of clowns and some elephant dung

I think the judge (oops... I mean "Anus Brain") is a little confused.

343 days ago

Your S&M Girlfriend    

I'm still trying to figure out the anus brain thing.

343 days ago

Chucky Mapoo    

Celebrity Justice STRIKES AGAIN!

343 days ago


I'm sure the court took Chucks mental health into consideration. He probably has been off his meds & to some extent unable to control his behavior.

343 days ago


Is Charlie back on drugs that he lashes out and acts this way? Seems he lacks impulse control. Or did the past drugs fry his brain cells to the point he lacks common sense and intellect?

Peter Pan Syndrome?

Grow up, man up, you have twin boys, BE AN EXAMPLE FOR ONCE.

343 days ago


Charlie should write a book --- "The Mind Numbing Ramblings of an Unstable Mind" and a sequel "Toxic Daddy Gone Mad."

343 days ago


He didn't violate the gag order anyway. A gag order is to keep someone from talking about the specifics of a case.. what Charlie did was state his opinion about the ppl involved in the case.. totally different

343 days ago


The Judge is an Anus Brain to take the word of Charlie Sheen!!!!!!!!!

343 days ago


I would rather read about Kim Kardashian than this utter jackass, and that's saying a hell of a lot

343 days ago


I'm so over this whole story tmz !!! It's like a reoccurring nightmare !

343 days ago


Ohh Charlie you loom so OLD go away please .

343 days ago


He's using drugs again. Whenever he can't control his venom, it's a dead giveaway. With parents like this, those poor boys seem doomed. Charlie never, ever gets it that he's the pot calling the kettle black.

When he's not threatening to behead the mother of his children and he's supporting an entourage of drug dealers and porn actresses.

God wiling, someone will finally get them some actual protection from their drug addicted parents - both of them.

This whole scenario was acted out two years ago - they're not getting better, just older. Meanwhile the children are suffering and becoming unstable themselves. This is what happens when addicts reproduce and refuse to get sober!

343 days ago

-listen up-    

oh thats real fair

343 days ago
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