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Broncos Fans

Statewide Porn Binge

After Super Bowl Defeat

2/3/2014 1:54 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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Nothing cures the agony of defeat like furious masturbation -- at least that's how Broncos Nation decided to deal with its grief last night ... after losing the Super Bowl 43-8.

XXX giant PornHub.com just released some fascinating stats from last night's porn viewership on its website -- showing overall viewership was down 32% during the big game ... down even more in Denver (51%) and Seattle (61%). Makes sense.

The tide turns around the halftime mark (EST) ... when most of the audience bailed on the game ... but things got even more interesting after the final score.

While porn viewing numbers in Seattle and Washington dropped below average in the wake of their massive victory -- presumably because everyone was out partying -- the numbers in Denver and Colorado surged to 10.8% and 7.6% above average, respectively.

So far, no word from Kleenex or Vaseline.

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31.

ColiePolie    

I always prefer to night cap with an evening story about how furiously meat is being beaten these days.

173 days ago
32.

bmsvds    

Whatever. Total fabrication or conjecture, like the Nielson ratings.

173 days ago
33.

david 183    

It is very disturbing that you are reporting this information. Not related to this kind of website in any way. Something must seriously be wrong with the people at TMZ . Anything you think that will boost your ratings. Sorry to say but this was a new low for you guys. Just disgusting. Harvey you sick bastard. I'm sure you approved this story personally.

173 days ago
34.

Rigby    

Angry handy J

173 days ago
35.

istilllovehim    

WHAT A DUMAS$ POST.

173 days ago
36.

Yurra Knutz    

Do you have girls in there?
And why is this door locked?
What could you possibly be doing in there?

Just watching a movie mom. Dang!

173 days ago
37.

Frosticles    

Proves hands down, my belief: that football fans are sexual perverts and the source of every ill within our culture.

173 days ago
38.

dreamon    

Masturbation is a great cure for depression.

173 days ago
39.

Yurra Knutz    

Woman, get off the laptop and come to bed.

173 days ago
40.

Jeems    

sounds like a win win

173 days ago
41.

I dont care    

Well they couldnt beat off to there team winning so they beat off to ron jeremy

173 days ago
42.

Woot    

As an old male friend of mine used to say (I'm female), "Men are pigs; they'll F mud".

I've discovered through various news articles that mud is one of the more benign substances they'll F.

173 days ago
43.

bart    

bunch of wack offs

173 days ago
44.

WickedSouL    

Lol girls in Colorado must b really ugly

173 days ago
45.

Pyegow    

This could be said about anything online related. At 6 oclock eastern time, my friends list on PS3 went from 44 to 2...it started picking back up around the end of the third quarter..I bet same thing happened to tmz's online traffic.

173 days ago
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