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Broncos Fans

Statewide Porn Binge

After Super Bowl Defeat

2/3/2014 1:54 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

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Nothing cures the agony of defeat like furious masturbation -- at least that's how Broncos Nation decided to deal with its grief last night ... after losing the Super Bowl 43-8.

XXX giant PornHub.com just released some fascinating stats from last night's porn viewership on its website -- showing overall viewership was down 32% during the big game ... down even more in Denver (51%) and Seattle (61%). Makes sense.

The tide turns around the halftime mark (EST) ... when most of the audience bailed on the game ... but things got even more interesting after the final score.

While porn viewing numbers in Seattle and Washington dropped below average in the wake of their massive victory -- presumably because everyone was out partying -- the numbers in Denver and Colorado surged to 10.8% and 7.6% above average, respectively.

So far, no word from Kleenex or Vaseline.

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bmsvds    

Whatever. Total fabrication or conjecture, like the Nielson ratings.

228 days ago
32.

david 183    

It is very disturbing that you are reporting this information. Not related to this kind of website in any way. Something must seriously be wrong with the people at TMZ . Anything you think that will boost your ratings. Sorry to say but this was a new low for you guys. Just disgusting. Harvey you sick bastard. I'm sure you approved this story personally.

228 days ago
33.

Rigby    

Angry handy J

228 days ago
34.

istilllovehim    

WHAT A DUMAS$ POST.

228 days ago
35.

Yurra Knutz    

Do you have girls in there?
And why is this door locked?
What could you possibly be doing in there?

Just watching a movie mom. Dang!

228 days ago
36.

Frosticles    

Proves hands down, my belief: that football fans are sexual perverts and the source of every ill within our culture.

228 days ago
37.

dreamon    

Masturbation is a great cure for depression.

228 days ago
38.

Yurra Knutz    

Woman, get off the laptop and come to bed.

228 days ago
39.

Jeems    

sounds like a win win

228 days ago
40.

I dont care    

Well they couldnt beat off to there team winning so they beat off to ron jeremy

228 days ago
41.

Woot    

As an old male friend of mine used to say (I'm female), "Men are pigs; they'll F mud".

I've discovered through various news articles that mud is one of the more benign substances they'll F.

228 days ago
42.

bart    

bunch of wack offs

228 days ago
43.

WickedSouL    

Lol girls in Colorado must b really ugly

228 days ago
44.

Pyegow    

This could be said about anything online related. At 6 oclock eastern time, my friends list on PS3 went from 44 to 2...it started picking back up around the end of the third quarter..I bet same thing happened to tmz's online traffic.

228 days ago
45.

Superbowlchamps    

I'm going to say it was Eric Decker. He had a bad night. His wife loves sex, but she's could have a baby any day. So he's out I'm sure.

228 days ago
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