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Kanye West

I Gave My Future Spouse an Oral Exam

... And She Passed

2/15/2014 10:50 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

021514_drunk_in_love_launchIt's a real oxymoron ... Kanye West realized Kim Kardashian was the girl he wanted to marry when she blew it.

A new remix for Beyonce and Jay Z's "Drunk in Love" was released Saturday featuring Kanye ... where Yeezus raps about stuff like Kim's ass and his least favorite sex positions.

But the craziest part ... Kanye flows about the first time he realized Kim could be his future wife -- saying, "I impregnated your mouth, girl, oooh ... that's when I knew you could be my spouse, girl."

Kanye has become a laughing stock ... insert joke here.

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Crabby    

I'm sure his mother had her fair share of oral exams and I am sure his bastard daughter will grow up to be a khum dumpster like her piss whore mother

164 days ago
92.

Jennifer    

How romantic.

164 days ago
93.

Jbaby    

He makes me want to throw up

164 days ago
94.

Sherron    

H has no respect for himself or for Kim. And she has absolutely none for herself. I feel sorry for this child. Two self absorbed nuts for parents! Her only prayer is if her Nannies are good examples!

164 days ago
95.

Jeems    

How did that tour sale? That's right, not worth a f@ck. HAAAAAAA. Keep trying worm. Sucking on Gay-Z only goes so far.

164 days ago
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PR Rasta    

Kanye has really got to be the dumbest person in Hollywood. Kim aint all that no damn way. The older she gets, the uglier she gets on the inside. Now dont get me wrong, her ass has always been phenominal. But its probably more nuts/ dna been busted on her ass than a LA sperm bank. She sold her soul & body to the devil for the fame. But now she wants privacy. Yeah ****in right

164 days ago
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TheRealDeal    

Poor Kanye. He's so jealous of JayZ and Beyonce. He knows he and Kim will never be the power couple that Bey and Jay are. Kim has absolutely no talent while Beyonce sings, is a powerful live performer and is an actress. You can argue who's the better rapper, Kanye or JayZ, but Jay isn't a nutcase and is a much better businessman than Kanye. Also, Jay married a woman who doesn't have a sex tape on the market. Pretty much everyone on the planet has seen Kim's O face and heard her telling Ray J her p*ssy's exploding. Jay Z married a beautiful, talented woman. Kanye is getting ready to marry a sleazy wh*re, who is dumb as dirt and a monotone voice that is as tortuous as nails on a chalkboard to listen to. Jay Z and Beyonce and Blue Ivy are winning all day, every day. Kanye and Kim and North West don't even come close to The Carters. They can try all day, every day and they'll never be on the same winning level as JayZ and the Queen B.

164 days ago
98.

notalawyer    

They are MADE for each other.
I thought he was into MEN not just oral sex...

164 days ago
99.

Nobody Special    

It ALL Makes sense now,

KonGay wrote this degrading noise to call off the wedding.

This is all his plan to get out of the wedding to avoid the Divorce that will take half his money.

He is getting the Heebie Jeebiez.

164 days ago
100.

Eye roll     

She has been the spouse of many. What makes him any different from the other 5 guys she has married. What a joke!!!!

164 days ago
101.

Eye roll     

Him and her are both crazy. I used to think kourtney was the only normal one but she's still with Scott. Ugh yuck. He's a bottom feeder

164 days ago
102.

Rigby    

lol please everyone's junk has been in that infested mouth.

164 days ago
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rcytrcy01@yahoo.com    

If I were Kim, I would be mortified! That is not love, that is disgusting.

164 days ago
104.

Dfer    

Wow. Just wow....

164 days ago
105.

boe    

Of course she passed his test she's been on more guy's than hanes

164 days ago
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