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US Hockey Team

FREE PORN FOR TEN YEARS

If They Beat Canada!

2/21/2014 12:45 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
EXCLUSIVE

0220-brazzers-hockey-01As if the men's USA Men's hockey team wasn't under enough pressure ... now a major porn company is making things worse -- by offering them 10 YEARS of free porn if they win gold.

... and not just any porn, HD PORN!!!

TMZ Sports has learned ... Brazzers says each player on the squad will get a month-long membership to the hardcore porn site if they beat Canada today ... and if they win the gold-medal game -- they'll get a full 10-year smut pass!

That's a whooooole lotta smut.

Don't screw it up Oshie.

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gmarie    

So not only do you guys have to keep BEIBER... (we have a strict no return policy) ..cuz we BEAT u in HOCKEY both WOMEN's AND MEN's .....OBAMA OWES US 2 CASES OF BEER< (not that weak american s**t, lol) We are ALSO!!! SOOOOO GOOD Lucking!!!! have ya noticed LOL... our women are gorgeous....... the men tooo ... So SORRY We're So AWESOME !!!!

245 days ago
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Bill03948    

Just shows how STUPID TMZ is...
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You honestly don't know the BIG STORY with the USA v CAN hockey game???
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Budweiser is an USA Olympic sponsor yet they were running ads IN SUPPORT of Team Canada. Even the USA sponsors were rooting for the Canadian men...
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Check out the Budweiser ad on YouTube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZYvq7THMLk

245 days ago
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