It's not hard for John Oates to listen to music in bed ... in fact it's NEVER hard, because he can't get a boner.
We got Oates in NYC Friday night and asked him how many people lost their virginity to Hall & Oates songs ... and he volunteered why he can't get hard listening to ANY music.
So she's not really a man eater after all ... hmmm.
Ex-Fiancee Claims He Told Kids
We'll Go to Jail If Mommy Squeals
4/11/2014 3:03 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The Game battered his ex-fiancee -- then refused to let her tend to their bleeding child after an EXPLOSIVE fight at his home ... according to new legal docs filed by the rapper's ex -- something Game vehemently denies.
We broke the story ... Tiffney Cambridge got a restraining order ... claiming the rapper broke her nose and beat her to a pulp during a nuclear confrontation March 16th.
Cambridge says in her docs the fight turned so violent, a table broke, injuring both kids. She says their 3-year-old daughter yelled for help because her leg was bleeding ... and Game got even more ferocious when Cambridge went to help her.
According to the docs, he told Cambridge, "Move the f*** out the way" and called her a bitch while tearing her clothing and repeatedly hitting her torso with his closed fist. She claims he also yelled, "I will end it all."
Cambridge says after the fight ... Game refused to let her leave ... telling the children that if Mommy called police, both Mommy and Daddy would go to jail.
She says Game eventually allowed her to take the kids and go. She went to the hospital the next day, where she says she learned her nose was broken.
As we've reported, Game insists he NEVER laid a finger on her and she's flat-out lying.
Naughty By Nature Rapper
Accused of Charging Cops
After 10-Block Police Chase
4/11/2014 1:10 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Naughty By Nature rapper Anthony "Treach" Criss was arrested Thursday in Jersey -- after allegedly charging cops following a 10-block police chase through 4 red lights ... and cops even drew their guns.
Law enforcement sources tell us, officers tried to pull Criss over for speeding in Union City -- he was allegedly doing 55 in a 25 -- but Criss floored it once he heard the sirens ... driving 10 blocks through 4 red lights until finally coming to a stop.
Once pulled over, we're told Treach jumped out of his car and charged the police cruiser that was chasing him -- so cops drew their guns and ordered him back into the car.
According to law enforcement sources, Treach was irate and belligerent at first, but eventually calmed down. He was subsequently placed under arrest and charged with evading police and driving on a suspended license, both misdemeanors.
We're told Treach was also cited for speeding and reckless driving. When they ran his license, they discovered Treach also had several warrants out for his arrest stemming from a child support case and other unrelated traffic violations.
Treach was released Friday on $15,000 bail.
Ordered to Stay Away from Ex-Fiancee
After Alleged Attack
4/11/2014 12:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The hammer just came down on The Game after he allegedly attacked his ex-fiancee during a domestic dispute last month -- TMZ has learned, the rapper has been ordered to stay at least 100 yards away from her.
Tiffney Cambridge obtained the restraining order against Game on April 2nd, barring Game from having any contact with her whatsoever ... pending a court hearing later this month.
The judge is allowing Game to see his kids on the weekends.
TMZ broke the story ... Cambridge filed a police report against Game, claiming he got violent with her during a March 19th argument. Sources close to Cambridge told us Game broke her nose, but Game denied ever laying a finger on her.
Police are still investigating.
No Limit Is Coming to Coachella ...
NA NA NA NA!!!
4/11/2014 3:50 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Outkast might not be the only hip-hop reunion this weekend at Coachella ... because Romeo says the No Limit boys are going to be there too.
Our photog nonchalantly asked Romeo if he was headed to the festival ... when he dropped the bombshell about a "surprise No Limit performance." He described it as a "90s surprise" but wouldn't elaborate any further.
There's really only one thing to say when we hear news this awesome ...
You're Never Too Old
For Nipple Pasties
4/11/2014 3:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
67-year-old Cher is still super proud of her boobs ... and proved it by sportin' a pair of nipple pasties this week at a concert in Boston.
Cher -- who also rocked a pink wig, pink lip gloss at her Dressed to Kill tour -- seemed extra perky that night ... and also broke out her old low-plunging black onsie from her "If I Could Turn Back Time" video.
As for the nipple pasties ... one question -- doesn't it hurt to take those things off??
Here's My Terribly Misguided Opinion About
4/11/2014 5:59 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Ne-Yo thinks Chris Brown is being treated unfairly by the justice system because he's a celebrity. Ne-Yo is wrong, but that's what he thinks.
Our photog caught up with the R&B superstar yesterday after leaving the gym, where he voiced his clear support for CB ... saying the system "likes to make an example out of celebrities."
Let's not mince words here ... Chris Brown beat Rihanna to a pulp and got five years probation for it ... meaning he had to behave himself. But since then he's gotten in numerous brawls (one with Drake, another with Frank Ocean) before getting arrested for assault last year. He's tried going to rehab twice (once by court order) but was kicked out both times.
Does that sound like someone who is being treated unfairly?
Moon Zappa Divorce
Our Kid Will Still Get the Star Treatment
4/11/2014 12:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Moon Zappa and "Matchbox Twenty" drummer Paul Doucette just finalized their divorce ... and they agree on one thing ... their daughter will live like a glamorous Hollywood princess.
According to their divorce docs ... 9-year-old Mathilda will get the standard celeb kid trappings -- private schools and music lessons -- but Moon and Paul also signed off on ... "photo or video shoots for Mathilda's career."
Also ... they've agreed to never allow her to be "baby-sat by a hotel baby-sitting service, fun rooms or the equivalent."
The docs show Doucette will pay Zappa $8K a month in spousal support for the next 5 years ... and another $6K a month in child support.
Plus, they'll split the money Paul made from more than 50 songs he's written or co-written -- including "Matchbox Twenty" gems ... "If You're Gone" and "How Far We've Come."
Sappy adult contemporary -- supporting famous kids since 2014.
'80s Rocker Billy Squier
4/11/2014 12:10 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
With Songs like "The Stroke" and "Lonely is the Night" singer Billy Squier rocked his way to fame as a platinum '80s music icon. Guess what he looks like now!
Makes Kids Testify ...
Dad Did NOT Abduct Us
4/10/2014 3:25 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Master P has each of his kids on tape saying he DID NOT kidnap them, and their mom has trouble with booze and weed ... claims she adamantly denies.
As TMZ first reported, Sonya Miller went to court yesterday trying to obtain an emergency order forcing the rapper to return their 3 minor children to her. Her request was denied until a court hearing in July.
But today a video popped up on YouTube of Master P interviewing each of his kids about the situation -- and they all backed their dad ... claiming their mother was the bad influence who had exposed them to weed and alcohol.
Master P goes on to say he wants Sonya to get help ... specifically rehab.
Responding to the video, Sonya's attorney tells TMZ she vehemently denies Master P's allegations and calls the video "a joke," "despicable" and "offensive." Miller's lawyer says she'd rather face her ex in court and not battle things out through the media.
Fires Mom & Dad
I'm Beyond Your Control
4/10/2014 9:44 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
She's 21, but Selena Gomez has just fired her mother and stepfather -- as her managers anyway.
Sources close to the singer tell TMZ, Selena axed her p-units Mandy and Brian Teefey last month, permanently relieving them of all duties related to the management of her career. Selena's parents had managed her since her big break at Disney.
We're told Selena feels she's outgrown her parents. She believes she's now old enough -- and famous enough -- to have a seasoned professional manager with other A-list clients.
Selena has argued plenty with her parents over the direction of her career -- not to mention over dating Justin Bieber -- but we're told family friction was NOT the reason for the split. We're told Selena remains close with both of her parents, although they're not happy about the decision.
As for who Selena wants to rep her, we're told she's still looking for the perfect candidate.
Paging Scooter Braun.
I Didn't Jack That 'Worthless' Song
4/10/2014 12:35 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Porsha Williams claims a songwriter is so desperate for attention ... he's accusing her of stealing his music... but Porsha says she can prove the guy was totally into his tune being used on the show.
On Sunday night's episode of "Real Housewives of Atlanta," Porsha sang a song called, "Perfectly Worthless" ... and that's exactly how it sounded, according to the guy who wrote it.
Pierre Medor -- who's worked with Usher, Diddy and Nelly -- says he only gave the song to Porsha to test her voice ... and had no idea the song would end up on the air.
In fact, he claims he made a deal for someone else to record it.
But Porsha tells TMZ ... Medor signed a waiver with Bravo for his appearance on "RHOA" -- and even sent a text message saying he LIKED hearing his song on the show.
The text to Porsha's rep said, "It's cool. It was a good look! Now we need to get a record done."
Obviously Porsha's not as impressed ... her rep says Porsha's focused on promoting her new single, "Flatline" -- and calls Medor's attack a "desperate attempt to ride her coattails."
I'm on a Boat ...
But It Isn't Mine!
4/10/2014 11:23 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Justin Bieber is making a habit of making it look like he owns cool stuff, when he really doesn't -- this time he tried to pass off a super famous yacht as his own ... when everyone knows it's not his.
As TMZ first reported, Bieber posted a photo of himself in a Bugatti that he referred to as "my first Bugatti" ... but it was just a loaner from Birdman.
Then on Wednesday, Bieber posted a pic on board a yacht called "Never Say Never" -- which just happens to be the name of his concert film. But TMZ has learned Bieber does NOT own the boat ... not even close. The boat is registered to a family trust based in Coral Cables, FL.
Here's why Justin is particularly stupid for trying to lay claim to the yacht -- it's the same boat Lonely Island used for their LEGENDARY video, "I'm on a Boat."
If you want to make it in the rap game, Justin ... might want to start getting your own stuff instead of borrowing other people's.