Unlike last year's playoffs ... the Seahawks QB apparently delivered, and someone's ready for seconds. And thirds. And ...
Ciara & Russell Wilson Wedding Night Banging Is Exhausting
7/7/2016 10:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
The newlyweds couldn't possibly have looked more drained on their way out of their hotel following their wedding in Liverpool.
They famously said they planned to be celibate until marriage. Check out the gallery -- everything about them says ... worth the wait.
Soooo ... now what?
Lenny Dykstra I'm a Male Gigolo ... I'll Bang for Money
6/28/2016 7:51 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Ever dreamed of having sex with Lenny Dykstra? Well, now you can (maybe) ... if you've got the cash.
The former MLB great appeared on The Howard Stern Show on SiriusXM and essentially said he's moonlighting as a paid male gigolo.
"Would you f*** a woman your own age?" Howard asked.
Lenny's response -- "If they paid me."
Dykstra explained that he has several older female "clients" who pay him for "companionship" -- but when Howard pressed and asked if sex was part of the job, Lenny didn't commit to an answer.
He did say that one of his ladies -- who he says is around 80 -- is killing him because she "always wants to stick her f****** tongue down my throat."
Move over, Deuce Bigalow ...
Anna Fantastic I Never Had Sex with Prince in Death Elevator
6/3/2016 6:20 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Anna Fantastic is indignant at British newspapers that reported she had sex with Prince in the elevator where he died.
We got Anna at Catalina Coffee & Cafe in Redondo Beach Thursday, and she railed on The Sun for reporting she told the paper about a romp in the lift.
Anna says she plans to sue ... because she feels both her name and Prince's memory have been besmirched.
David Faustino George Harrison Was a Cunning Linguist
5/23/2016 2:09 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Faustino claims Harrison was infatuated with Kelly Bundy back in the "Married with Children" days ... and what he allegedly said will shock every Beatles fan on earth.
David's revelation went down on Matt Weiss and Theo Von's "Allegedly" podcast.
You'll never hear "Come Together" the same way ever again.
Stevie Wonder We Can Honor Prince by Having Lots of Sex!
5/11/2016 4:02 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
We asked Stevie, at LAX on Wednesday, about the doctor at the center of the Prince investigation.
He's all for bringing someone to justice, but feels we should leave that to cops -- while fans focus on a much different ... much hotter, response to the tragic loss.
Watch the clip. Turns out Stevie's not just a musical genius.
'Sesame Street' No STD Worries For Bert & Ernie
5/3/2016 1:56 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
"Sesame Street" is threatening a company for suggesting Bert and Ernie may have contracted STDs.
Mately, a company that makes at-home HIV/STD testing kits, used the BFFs in a new campaign aimed at sexual health awareness. Problem is, the 'Street' says nobody at Mately got an OK to use Bert and Ernie's likeness.
A spokesperson for Sesame Workshop tells TMZ, "The Mately ad is an unauthorized, unlicensed use of our characters. We will be contacting Mately and the appropriate parties with a cease and desist letter instructing them to take this down."
Mately got the message loud and clear -- it's removed all Bert and Ernie images from its site and says there was no intent to "tarnish the Sesame Street brand."
Sex keeps getting the famous roommies in trouble. A few years ago "Sesame Street" had to squash rumors about Bert and Ernie being gay. The 'Street' clarified ... they're puppets and don't have a sexual orientation.
This post was brought to you by the letters C and D (cease and desist).
Blac Chyna I'll Sue ... If My Sex Tape With Tyga Leaks!!!
5/2/2016 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Blac Chyna's lawyer, Walter Mosley, tells TMZ Chyna will go after anyone who releases the tape ... with a vengeance.
A tape has been sent to media outlets and porn companies ... we can't vouch for the identity of the stars, but the tattoos match.
As far as we know, so far there are no takers.
Lisa Ann Chyna Didn't Belong In Porn 'She Was Bigger Than Us'
5/2/2016 12:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
FYI, Lisa Ann starred in the XXX movie "Chyna Is Queen Of The Ring" back in 2012 ... and Lisa says her heart sank as soon as she saw the WWE legend on set.
"Porn wasn't an element for her, she was so much bigger than us ... it's a bottom feeding situation where people will take advantage of people when they're weak."
It's pretty compelling stuff ... Lisa -- who recently detailed her relationship with Chyna in Stashed magazine -- goes on to say there should have been someone ... ANYONE ... in Chyna's life willing to give her a hand financially so she didn't have to bang on camera.
Check out the clip.
MLB's Carlos Martinez Calls BS on STD Lawsuit ... '100% False'
4/29/2016 12:45 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Carlos Martinez is ferociously disputing a lawsuit -- in which the 24-year-old is accused of giving a woman non-life threatening STDs ... after swearing he was clean.
The woman behind the suit, filed in district court in Miami, claims she began a romantic relationship with Martinez in 2012 -- and the two had an on-and-off relationship for years.
According to the suit, the two reconnected last year -- and began having sex again on Dec. 16th. Two days later, the woman claims she began to feel ill and later tested positive for multiple STDs.
The woman claims she had grilled Martinez about his sexual health before they hooked up and he "swore to God that he was not infected with any sexually transmitted disease."
Soon after the woman informed Martinez about her condition, he allegedly bolted for the Dominican Republic and never called her back.
Now, she's suing him for battery, negligent transmission of sexually transmitted diseases, fraud and more ... and she's demanding more than $1.5 million in damages.
We spoke with Martinez's attorney Ruben Scolavino who tells us Carlos adamantly denies the allegations.
"I can tell you most assuredly the allegations are 100% false."
Derrick Rose Demanded Rape Accuser Turn Over Used Condoms
4/17/2016 1:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Derrick Rose gave his rape accuser a list of demands prior to her deposition ... including one very odd request -- used condoms from the night she was allegedly gang raped.
During preparation for a deposition in January ... Rose and his attorneys submitted a request for materials related to the case. They asked the accuser for the usual stuff -- texts, photos and emails. They also asked for "any and all condoms that you retained as evidence from after the alleged rape."
It's unclear if Rose's request is based on direct knowledge she held onto condoms that now would be well over 2 years old. It's also unclear how they would impact the case.
Based on the docs, it's clear the accuser produced some of the requested materials ... like texts. We don't know if she ever gave up the jimmy caps.
NFL's Brendon Ayanbadejo NFL Is Full Of Gay Superstars That You Don't Know About
4/13/2016 12:35 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Some of the biggest stars in the NFL are gay ... they're just not ready to come out publicly yet ... so says Super Bowl champ-turned-LGBT activist Brendon Ayanbadejo.
Let's face it ... none of the NFL players who have come out have really been top tier guys -- so we asked Brendon if we'll ever see an openly gay man achieve that household name recognition ... a la Peyton, Brady, Watt, etc.
That's when Brendon -- who's a big deal in the LGBT community -- told us those superstar guys already exist ... but they just don't feel ready to share their sexual orientation with the world.
The good news ... Brendon says we're moving in the right direction so it could happen sooner than later.
Caitlyn Jenner Watch Me Fake An Orgasm!
4/11/2016 10:29 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Caitlyn Jenner is learning what it means to be a woman -- she's learning how to fake an orgasm.
Check out the video for an upcoming episode of "I Am Cait" ... where Jenner and crew visit a gender-free orgasm workshop.
It's awkward but watchable ... like an ambulance at an accident scene.