Surlypoet

Location:

OKC, OK

Joined:

113 days ago

Age:

46

About Me

I was either raised by wolves or, though Caucasian, am possessed of an inordinately large penis. It's up to you to decide which bears the mark of truth.

Hobbies:

Writer. Currently working on what's sure to be a bestseller "101 Creative Uses For Mucus."