Lady Gaga

Born – March 28, 1986
New York, New York, U.S.

Real Name – Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta

Singer, songwriter, shameless attention whore.

Discovered by Akon after working the NYC club scene, became a huge sensation and an icon to 13-year-old girls and gay men everywhere.

Has multiple Grammy and MTV Music Video awards, was 2010 Billboard Magazine “Artist of the Year,” made $25 million in 2011.

Enjoys shocking people with her "outrageous" style/antics, which were kind of fun at first, but then got increasingly obnoxious to the point where no one cares anymore.

Famously wore a meat suit to the MTV 2010 Video Movie Awards. Thank god nobody showed up in the exact same meat suit, cuz that would have been AWKWARD.

Fun Fact: She is slightly less annoying than Bjork. Slightly.