DMX -- Condoms, Cigs & Henney, Please ... My Hotel Room Is So 'Hood!

DMX and The LOX might blow the roof off their downtown L.A. concert Wednesday -- but the real party's back at X's hotel room ... which is gonna be loaded with XL-sized condoms and Newports.

We got our hands on a copy of DMX's rider -- the special requests promoters have to fill for performers -- and it reads like the most awesome 'hood pass. Check out the must-haves for his hotel suite:

- One fifth of Hennessy
- One 6-pack of Sunkist Soda
- One carton of Newport cigarettes
- Two boxes of Magnum Condoms
- Now & Laters (assorted flavors)

DMX also requires $150 cash for "incidentals" -- what that means exactly ... we'll leave to your imagination.

As for his dressing room ... it's a diabetic nightmare: TWO more fifths of Henney, hot chicken (white meat only), mashed potatoes, green beans, tons of soda, Oreos, Starbursts, Skittles, and yes -- more Now & Laters.