Matt Ryan: Matt Stafford's Like a Fish, Bro!

Matt Ryan's vacation with Matt Stafford turned into a mini-camp competition in everything but football ... and sounds like the young gun came out on top.

Ryan was at LAX when we asked about the Bahamas trip the NFL QBs took with their wives last month. The Falcons star has the winning record in head-to-head NFL games, but Matty Ice told us Stafford was the cooler customer on vacay.

Check out the clip to see which 2 sports Ryan's gotta bone up on -- but really, based on the pics ... there were NO losers on this trip.