What happens when you mix credit cards, erotica and Kristaps Porzingis?
Arguably the best commercial of the NBA offseason.
Feast your eyes on a Latvian ad for the Visa "X" card starring the New York Knicks phenom -- where Porzingis gets felt up by an extendo-arm from the heavens.
On its way to big daddy KP, the happy hand also gets friendly with honey, b-ball shoes and a Chow Chow ... while the sexy 80's jam "Oh Yeah" bumps in the background.
We don't really get it ... but we're kinda turned on.
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