"If you’re in this profession, you got all this fame and notoriety -- how are you going to meet a good girl? You’re not."
LaVar says the only places NBA players meet women during their busy careers are at restaurants, clubs or in the arenas -- "So, I hate to tell you but you’re going to meet a hoe. Just how it goes, son."
"So son, that’s the bad part of the life you’re going to get -- you're never going to meet a good woman."
LaVar also warned that by the time his kids understand what he's talking about -- it'll almost be too late ... because if they meet a woman who's 30 and single "You gotta wonder why she's by herself at 30."
"So there’s something that’s dangerous no matter how good they look -- but have a good time son. I feel bad for you -- but hey I love the fact you made it!"
When asked how he'd react if his sons brought home a "hoe" -- LaVar said that's already happened more than once.
"I already seen 'em! They already brought a few through here!"
LaVar says his boys will never be able to meet a woman at a typical job or at church because the demands of the NBA are too time-consuming -- plus, the constant travel also makes things tough.
"How are you gonna meet somebody and be solid? It’s not gonna happen. Sorry, you have to retire."