OctoMom -- It Was a Very Goodyear
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The only thing more painful than having eight babies cut out of you: Carrying them in your ridiculously distended belly. Ouch!
This picture of a ready to explode Nadya Suleman was taken eight days before giving birth to the last eight of her fourteen kids. Pass the Jessica Simpson mom jeans.
Octopussy may not have to pimp out her wombmates for dollars on her website anymore, as this "Alien" photo has just landed her a new gig ... the poster mom for anti in vitro fertilization.
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Bobby Brown's New Edition Is in Her Belly
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We don't know who gave him permission, but Bobby Brown has somehow been allowed to procreate again -- as evidence here by his glowing, knocked-up girlfriend Alicia Etheridge.
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The Two Biggest Things to Ever Fit Inside Jenna
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Glowing like only an expectant mother could, Jenna Jameson re-emerged over the weekend at an MMA event in Anaheim.
She is expecting twins in April. They should have no trouble popping out.
Second Time's a Charm?
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Anne Heche has reached the Jiffy Pop stage in her second pregnancy. She's been fighting Coley Laffoon almost since Homer's birth.
Hopefully the second time around -- this one with James Tupper -- will be easier on everyone.
She's at Sundance.
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Foxy Brown I'll Put You On Ice, Sucka!
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She's the most well known '70s blaxploitation actress ever -- and had a career resurgence after doing Quentin Tarantino's "Jackie Brown" -- but yesterday at LAX, Pam Grier still got the dreaded Q.... Who are you?
Garner at Hospital -- Ready to Burst?
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While you're poppin' champagne, Jen Garner might be poppin' out that kid -- she and hubby Ben Affleck were spotted just moments ago going into Cedars-Sinai!
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Sarah Palin Wears Granny Panties...
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... because she's officially a grandmother now!
Sarah's unwed teenage daughter Bristol finally gave birth yesterday to a baby boy named -- wait for it -- Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston!
Congrats Levi...
Pete and Ashlee Give Away the Bronx
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Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
Apparently unable to hock their baby pics to the highest or even lowest bidder, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz posted pics of their bundle of joy online for free.
Wentz had blogged earlier this month they were offered "mounds and mounds of money" for the pics, but declined.
Bike Shorts Can't Squelch Lance's Swimmers
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Apparently the correlation between too much bike riding and male infertility is a bunch of hokum.
Or so Lance Armstrong has proven, as he's going to be a father for the fourth time, this time with GF Anna Hansen. According to PerezHilton.com, Hansen and LanceStrong "have been quietly dating since July. They met through Lance's charity work." Lance already has a son and two daughters.
No comment yet from Tory Burch Kate Hudson Sheryl Crow.
Jen Garner: 13 Going on 30 Months!
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With her unborn child protruding out of her belly, Jennifer Garner still managed to walk the streets of Santa Monica on Wednesday. Pregnant women should get medals!
The 36-year-old "Juno" star is due any minute now.
"Get me outta here, mommy!"
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Wobbly Wentz Whores Out "Baby" Pics
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Pete Wentz might want to get a paternity test -- his baby looks a lot like John Mayer.
All the magazines reportedly passed on the Bronx Mowgli Wentz baby pics -- and we were given a real treat when an unsteady Pete decided to show us a photo on his cell phone last night outside Virgin Megastore in NYC.
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La Toya Jackson Still Can't Hold Water
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Since no one can get a straight answer out of Janet Jackson about her pregnancy rumors -- the ever media ready La Toya Jackson will have to do.
The black sheep of the Jackson clan spilled on her latest conversation with her sister Janet, and if she's really preggers.
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Speidi: The Kids "Are on Their Way"
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Avril Not Pregnant Just a 'Fat Ass'
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Avril Lavigne understands where those pregnancy rumors are coming from -- it's the same place she had her head buried for so long.
FYI -- The pregnant rumors pretty much began after this picture was taken of Avril inside a grocery store Saturday. Sure looks like she has a bump, but really, who the hell knows anymore.
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Good Thing That Baby Can't Read
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Naomi Watts took her 16-month-old for a little stroll through New York City this weekend -- wonder if they saw anything interesting.
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Ashlee and Pete Jungle Fever
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And their next child shall be named Queens Baloo.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz had their kid yesterday (well done, blah blah blah), but couldn't resist the temptation to give their new son a name that will make him either very cool or most likely deeply resentful for a long time. That is, Bronx Mowgli -– as in asphalt jungle and Jungle Book.
Everybody's healthy and happy, by the way.