This Is Not Marcia Cross' Wax Figure
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"Desperate Housewives'" living, breathing and facially-immobile, porcelain wonder, Marcia Cross, gave Nicole Kidman a run for her wrinkle-free injectable money at a children's reading in Beverly Hills on Saturday. Mommy, why doesn't the pretty lady move?
The beautiful 45-year-old mother of two is statuesque -- literally! The frozen-faced actress read excerpts from "Snow People" -- how appropriate. Brrr!
Who needs Madame Tussauds, when you've already perfected a waxy, impermeable and stilted demeanor all on your own?!
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Judy Landers 'Memba Her?!
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As one half of the buxom Landers Sisters, Judy Landers made a career out of playing dumb blondes on '80s TV shows like "B.J. and the Bear," "Vega$," and "The Love Boat." Guess what she looks like now!
Jacko's Face -- It's Bad!
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Looking like a character from "Star Wars," a wrapped and bandaged Michael Jackson haunted a Las Vegas bookstore over the weekend. The funk of 40,000 years!
The mummyish 49-year-old former King of Pop hit up a Barnes & Noble with his three kids -- and it seems he may have come fresh from a surgeon's office -- in Iraq! Leave me alone! Jacko's disintegrating face made headlines a few years ago, when he was seen in court -- with a nose that appeared to be falling off. Makes me want to scream!
TMZ is awaiting a response from Jackson's rep regarding the bandages. It's unknown if Michael was able to speak.
Ashley Tisdale Cuts Off Nose, Face Not Spited
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Is it possible to look more natural after plastic surgery? "High School Musical" star Ashley Tisdale, 22, just got a nose job -- and her newly shaped schnozz made its first appearance yesterday at Madison Square Garden.
Tisdale claims she got the plastic surgery to fix a deviated septum -- the same excuse reason expressed by Jennifer Aniston and Cameron Diaz for their rhinoplasty. Something smells fishy!
Ashley still looks great -- Eskimo kisses for everyone!
Kenny & Lance Raise (But Can't Lower) Eyebrows
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While visiting Lance Bass -- and his overdone brows -- backstage at "Hairspray" on Broadway on Thursday, country crooner turned roasted chicken king Kenny Rogers showed off his taut face. You gotta know when to fold 'em!
Time will tell if Lance will morph into one of those men who look like Kenny Rogers!
Crazy Sean Young 'Memba Her?!
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In the '80s, Sean Young made a name for herself in films like "Blade Runner" and "No Way Out" -- and for wanting to desperately play Catwoman. Guess what she looks like now!
Matthew Perry: You Sit Down, Pick a Color!
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"Serving Sara" star Matthew Perry got his feet did on Thursday. Five minute!
The 38-year-old metrosexual stopped by a Beverly Hills nail salon and treated himself -- and two friends -- to a mani/pedi combo. Buff or polish?
A man should always keep his appendages on point.
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Need a Date?
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Divine Brown and Heidi Fleiss can't hold a candle next to the street corner glamour that is Lorenzo Lamas' ex-wife, pretty woman Shauna Sand. Toot toot, yeah, beep beep!
The 36-year-old mother of three trotted out her best polyester hair, drag makeup, Times Square in the '70s fur, and underwear as outerwear top for a Thursday evening stroll through Los Angeles with her best friend -- those Hollywood Blvd. lucite platform stripper heels!
What does she do to be able to afford these things?!
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Piper Perabo's Weave Gets Coyote Ugly
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Time to make the hair appointment!
With her stringy locks looking like she was up all night bartending on the Lower East Side, "Coyote Ugly" star Piper Perabo went black to her roots, at a NYC museum benefit on Thursday. You can almost smell the gin and cigarettes!
On a positive note, her red shoes match ... something else in her closet!
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'Laverne & Shirley' Star Cindy Williams 'Memba Her?!
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Cindy Williams became famous for playing Shotz Brewery employee Shirley Feeney, in the '70s sitcom "Laverne & Shirley." Guess what she looks like now!
Bond Girl Ursula Andress 'Memba Her?!
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As Honey Ryder in the 1962 Bond film "Dr. No," Ursula Andress became an international sex symbol. Guess what she looks like now!
Rick Springfield 'Memba Him?!
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In 1981, Rick Springfield topped the charts and won a Grammy with "Jessie's Girl." Guess what he looks like now!
The Munsters 2.0
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After exhausting London's supply of black eyeliner, Scientolostars Priscilla Presley, Lisa Marie Presley, her daughter Riley Keough and borefriend Ryan Cabrera (yes, the same Ryan Cabrera who dated Ashlee Simpson!) -- in wannabe Johnny Depp drag -- came to life and hit up the Led Zeppelin concert in London on Monday. Stairway from heaven!
It takes a lot of Elvis money to look like this! A lot!
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Lucy & Sue Ellen Ewing 'Memba Them?!
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As Lucy and Sue Ellen Ewing on "Dallas," Charlene Tilton (left) and Linda Gray (right) -- seen here with Larry Hagman (J.R.) -- helped make Southfork Ranch seem like the best little whorehouse in Texas. Guess what they look like now!
That French Chick Clooney Dated in the '90s Resurfaces
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Celine Balitran -- the French law student who became famous for dating George Clooney around ten years ago and then disappeared back into obscurity -- was spotted alive and well on Thursday. Who the hell breaks up with Clooney?!
The 33-year-old beauty was snapped at a holiday event in Paris, looking tres magnifique. By George, I think she's still got it!
Before Sarah Larson, Lisa Snowdon and Krista Allen, Celine was the first of Clooney's girlfriends to garner fame by association. Since her breakup with the The George in '99, Celine, like many celebudates, went on to star in a reality show; Celine's was a French one called "La Ferme Celebrites."
If You Don't Have Anything Nice to Say ...
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