A-List A Cups
Not every woman in Tinseltown is a walking flotation device. Their bodies may resemble that of a twelve-year-old boy, but that doesn't mean the following women aren't hot. Besides, more than a handful's a waste, right?
Fake 'N Bake
Celebs will go to extreme lengths to keep up their appearances. Unfortunately, at times, some methods backfire. Orange you glad it didn't happen to you? Get it? Cuz they're orange... eh.
The Last of 'Charlie's Angels' 'Memba Her?!
In 1980, Tanya Roberts became famous after joining the cast of "Charlie's Angels" for its final season. Guess what she looks like now!
Serena's Grand Slam Ass
There isn't a tennis court big enough to contain Serena Williams', er, talent! Paging Sir Mix-a-Lot!
Serena took her booty out for a stroll in Miami on Thursday -- and no injuries were reported.
Premature Aging!
No doubt the glare of the Hollywood spotlight can age a person well beyond their years. Who's looking decades older than they actually are? Their real ages will shock you!
Tabitha from 'Bewitched' 'Memba Her?!
Erin Murphy played little Tabitha Stephens (seen here with TV mom Elizabeth Montgomery) on the '60s supernatural TV series, "Bewitched." Guess what she looks like now!
Holy Moley!
The mole sees and hears everything in Tinseltown ... especially when it's on your face! Some stars choose to rid themselves of the unsightly skin discoloration -- while others make the most of their blemish.
'Dick Van Dyke' Star Rose Marie 'Memba Her?
Rose Marie is best known for playing Sally Rogers on the '60s series, "The Dick Van Dyke Show." Guess what she looks like now!
Bikinitastic Beauty Queens!
Miss World Australia has been crowned! Not that you care, but any excuse to show hot pageant princesses in their bikinis is a good one.
Loni Anderson 'Memba Her?!
In the late '70s, Loni Anderson became famous for playing the buxom, blonde receptionist on "WKRP in Cincinnati." Guess what she looks like now!
Lily Allen Goes Pissy Blond
The outspoken MySpace phenomenon sulked around London while showing off her new blond hair don't.
Allen reportedly made the drastic change from brunette to blond after consulting with Kate Moss. No word if Moss helped Lily pick out those Willy Wonka sunglasses.
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Leoni's Forehead: Smooth As a Granny's Bottom
Finally, someone over 40 who doesn't have a plastic surgeon on speed dial.
Thanks Tea Leoni, for keeping it real.
Keanu Reeves Good Genes or Good Docs?
For the love of injectable silicone used to lubricate auto parts! What is Keanu Reeves' secret?!
After 14 years -- and multiple box office hits and flops -- the 29-year-old Keanu of yore (left) and the 43-year-old version (right) that turned up in L.A. on Thursday -- look virtually unchanged. That's what happens when you never use facial expressions.
What the hell was in that red pill?!
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Candice Bergen 'Memba Her?!
Before starring on the TV series "Murphy Brown" and "Boston Legal," Candice Bergen was just a typical baby girl who liked to stare at her dad's creepy mannequin, Charlie McCarthy. Guess what she looks like now!
Someone Owes Jenny an Apology
Queen Latifah out at the Grove yesterday, Valerie Bertinelli in West Hollywood on Wednesday.
They're both spokeswomen for Jenny Craig, but do they both practice what they preach?
Joan Van Ark -- "Knot" Bad!
It looks like gorgeous former "Knots Landing" star Joan Van Ark has been using her nighttime soap correctly!
The 64-year-old natural beauty turned up at a Beverly Hills charity event on Thursday, looking a million times better than she did back in December.
Thankfully, Joan is one Hollywood actress not getting injected with motor oil. She looks good!