Brad & Angelina

Knox and Viv Jolie-Pitt have already raised more money in their lifetimes than you -- or at least most of you -- ever will.

These photos are not from war -- but they certainly have started one. More details have emerged from the pap throwdown over Brangelina photos.

Two paparazzi crazies went way over the line to get pictures of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's family, dressing in camo and illegally trespassing on the couples' property.

Security on the premises attempted to escort the men off the property, and that's when things got violent. One photog allegedly started kicking and biting security, claiming he had Hepatitis C. We're told the wackadoodle even went as far as to wipe blood from a cut he got onto security!

Police finally arrived, and the photog claimed security attacked him. Both sides have filed legal complaints accusing the other of battery and injury.

Sources close to the couple have stated that they will prosecute this matter to its fullest extent.

And Tom and Katie think they have it rough!

Rule Number One of papping the Jolie-Pitts: Do not get all up in their property -- especially wearing camouflage.

A couple of shooters found that out the hard way, getting into a scuffle with Brad and Angelina's security after they were discovered on the grounds of the couple's chateau in southern France, clad in camouflage clothing. According to the French police, both sides filed legal complaints accusing battery and injury.

Protesters have been picketing outside the hospital in France where les enfants were born. They're outraged and claim the Mayor of Nice has been spending more time waving the kids' birth certificates and kissing the butts of American movie stars than addressing the case of a local murder victim.

Someone is going to part with megabucks for the first shots of Brangelina's twins, but if you want the snaps, you're also going to give up something else.

A source in the know tells TMZ that one of the conditions of getting the J-P twins' first pictures is that the winning mag is forbidden from using "Brangelina." Multiple sources tell us the couple hates the moniker -- but no one more than Angelina.

BTW -- the bidding is now at $16 million. Take that Levi Alves McConaughey.

No wonder Angie's giving birth every chance she gets.

The eldest of the Jolie-Pitt kids is probably anxious for the twins to arrive -- the family army on the playground will be unstoppable!

Angelina's doctor just held a press conference revealing that she hasn't yet given birth. Paging "Entertainment Tonight"!

How do you report on a story that you already said happened?

The AP is reporting that Angelina Jolie has checked into a hospital in the south of France to give birth to her twins, though she isn't expected to give birth immediately.

But wait -- didn't "ET" report that Angelina gave birth ... a month ago? Yeah they did -- but then they pulled the story down, though they never admitted it was wrong.

Even worse -- someone outside Crown Bar called him "Billy," as in Bob Thornton, Angie's other ex.

Our magazine spies tell us only PEOPLE and OK! are left standing in the bidding war. One spy says the pics are so valuable they would "print blank pages" the rest of year to get them.

Can a weekly mag actually recoup all that cash? Probably not, but it doesn't matter. The prestige is what counts.

No deal has been inked yet. Brad's peeps didn't return our calls. A PEOPLE rep says, "We'd love to see the photos in PEOPLE. We wish the family well" OK!'s rep refused to address a dollar figure, but admits they'd be "foolish" not to make a play for the photos.

We're told the $$$$ Brad and Angie get will go to charity.

No "E.T." confauxmation required here!

After touting their HUGE EXCLUSIVE on the birth of Brangelina's spawn, it seems as if "E.T." is backtracking, probably because the story's totally wrong!

Multiple sources tell TMZ that "E.T." screwed up, and the story about the twins' birth is untrue -- those babies are still cruising in the womb!

After posting an item on their site on Friday confirming the blessed event, PEOPLE mag posted that the story was false. Now there's no mention on "E.T.'s" site at all about the babies, and our sources tell us they're trying to figure out what happened.

Multiple calls to "E.T." for comment have not been returned.

UPDATE: Holy dueling entertainment sites! PEOPLE is reporting that ET's story is NOT TRUE!

Stay tuned ...

Angelina Jolie is no longer pregnant!

Brad Pitt's baby mama adopted gave birth to her twins in France, according to ET. The latest additions bring the Brangelina baby brood count to six. One more rugrat and the Jolie-Pitts have got themselves a baseball team. No word yet on how fast she'll lose the baby weight!

Reps for Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh and Pax were not immediately reachable.

Last night was your chance as they were all at the same table in Cannes. These are hard choices people.