There Was an Old Lady Who Lived in a Shoe ...
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In case you lose count of how many kids there are in the Brangelina brood, just peep Angie's left arm.
Angelina showed up for her new movie last night with a new accessory -- a tattoo. Well, two tattoos, to be exact, and they ain't even that new.
See, Ang tattoos the latitude and longitude of the birthplace of each of her children on her left arm. So now she's got two new lines to symbolize the births of Knox and Vivienne.
At the rate she's going, she's going to run out of skin.
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How to Build a Supercouple: Infant Edition
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Suri Cruise, Kingston Rossdale and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt were all (allegedly) born of Hollywood supercouples. Which two should hook up to form the greatest couple of them all?
Angelina: The Only Baby Weight Is in Her Arms
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This woman just had twins in July. Twins!
Even with handling three kids in tow -- Angelina Jolie still looks flawless. All hail the queen MILF.
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Mommy & Me: More Beautiful Than You
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Momgelina Jolie arrived in New York on Wednesday holding the only female more gorgeous than herself -- two-year-old daughter Shiloh Nouvel. Look at that face!
Being this cute is even more ridiculous than having Sarah Palin as a running mate.
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Brad & Co. Evacuate Berlin
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Brad Pitt unloaded his clown car of small children at the Waldorf-Astoria in New York last night -- it sure beats shooting their trash in Berlin.
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Trashy New Angelina Video
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They say one man's trash is another man's treasure -- but we're guessing these paps who paid to fly to Berlin, rented hotel rooms and camped outside Brangelina's new villa were hoping for more than a shot of their garbage.
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The Original Angelina
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Does Angelina Jolie have all her original parts? Judge for yourself. These photos were taken when she was a teenager.
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Brad's Little Girl -- Walking is for Commoners
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Brad Pitt arrived in Cannes holding his eldest adorable daughter Zahara on Tuesday.
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Angelina and Brad -- Board Stiff
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The poor folk of New Orleans have been forced to evacuate, mostly to nearby states to scrape by. Brad and Angelina have their people boarding up their New Orleans home...but their housing options include Malibu and Nice. Not that it's a bad thing, but nice work if you can get it.
Pitt Stops Kid from Imminent Danger!
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Brad Pitt helped save a kid from nearly drowning yesterday in Venice -- and while he's no stranger to saving children, this time he decided against taking him home for Angelina's collection.
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Brad Pulls His Dinghy Out -- Pappers Go Nuts
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The canals of Venice just got a lot busier -- thanks to Brad Pitt, Maddox, Pax and the insane fleet of paparazzi who rented their own boats just to get the shot.
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Nanny Got Brad and Angie's Goat
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We started getting tips about Brad Pitt and Angelina Joile -- that they never let the kids go out in public with nannies because they want the public to see them as hands-on parents, which means the kids would basically be held hostage in the house unless their parents take them out. Absolutely not true.
We have really good spies in this department and here's what we know. As it was put to us, "Brad and Angelina don't give a f**k what the world thinks of how they're raising their kids." We're told their entire life revolves around the kids, and the houses they stay in are "dirty from the kids" -- with toys everywhere, food on the floor and fingerprints on the walls.
Roseanne: Angie a Dumb Bitch with Slacker Hubby
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Roseanne Barr says Angelina Jolie is "evil" -- her hubby Brad "vacuous."
Roseanne went insane on her blog, scoffing that Jolie likes McCain but hasn't decided whom to endorse. Roseanne rants, "...do you not know that the African daughter you hold in every picture had parents who suffered and died because of the Republican Party's worldwide economic assault on Africa..."
She also mentions two of the other kids are Vietnamese and Thai (actually Maddox is Cambodian), saying their real families are "victims of America's right wing military incursions..."
Roseanne goes on to claim -- Brad has brought in $40 million a year in violent, psychopathic films and gives away a relatively paltry $3 mil "to starving children trying to look as if they give a crap about humanity."
Zahara to Brad: You're All Mine Today
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Even with new twins, Brad Pitt made sure to spend some quality time with his eldest daughter Zahara during vacation time in France.
Brad knows Princess Z needs her alone time with daddy.
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Brad Pitt Beaten Up In Fight Club
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He's got the prettiest face in the world, so imagine the shock when word leaked that Brad Pitt was mercilessly pummeled yesterday.
Fortunately, it was not THE Brad Pitt. It was an Australian boxer with the exact same name who lost a prelim match at the Olympics.
After his defeat, Pitt said, "I'm just going to go home, have a holiday and not think about anything." So he does have a lot in common with the real Brad Pitt!!
When You Care Enough to Slam the Very Best
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Being slapped with a lawsuit by Paris Hilton hasn't scared Hallmark into submission -- and now they're tearing apart even bigger names like Brad Pitt, Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan.
Despite being held up in appeals court over a card depicting Paris as a waitress, Hallmark's subdivision Shoebox is going ahead with birthday greetings ripping on LiLo's boozy backstory, Brangelina's brood and Jess' brains -- or lack thereof.
The new crop could file suits similar to Hilton's, but the card company ain't afraid, telling TMZ: "Some of Hallmark's new humor greeting cards are parodies of today's most popular celebrities and politicians. These cards take a satirical look at news and gossip surrounding these public figures and we do not believe the cards violate any of these public figures' rights."
Reps for Lohan, Pitt and Simpson didn't immediately comment.